I found a grey hair.

*sobs quietly in the corner*

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!WHYGODWHYGODWHYYYYYYY!

Hokay, so ( Read more... )

Hangovers. Suck.

That is all.

Never get bored in a tattoo shop ( Read more... )

Type the first line from the first 20 songs that come up on your playlist. 21st is the title of your disturbing/silly/fucked up poem or song.

Waiting shadow just behind meDon't lie to yourself, it gave you pleasure ( Read more... )

Yes, yes. Failblog.org is the funniest website I've seen in a long time. And it's a hell of a way to kill time before poker tourneys, especially when I finished work at 7am, and in the interests of it's a nice day, deciding sleep is not a necessary part of my day ( Read more... )

Talofa, all you ppl stupid enough to read these LJ ramblings ( Read more... )

SO, if I was a teetotaller, I'd be asleep right now. However, being a teetotaller is waay too boring ( Read more... )

Oh grow up you whining liberal ( Read more... )

It seems like I've been in a dispute with Telescum for ages. Telescum are fuckheads. Fucking fuckheads. The art of holding customers to ransom is one they have mastered from way back I think. But now I have my blessed interweb back, I can inflict pain, amusement, stupidity and shit on all of you. Bwahahahahah ( Read more... )