Phonecall

[ichaichajounin]

*Is sitting at home, drawing on Iruka's IchaIcha mug (yes he was serious)*

*Decides to call him up, after all he did say ring tomorrow*

...

*ring ring*

Comments

[grading_garbage]

Oh, sorry, can you hold on one sec? *talks to someone in the background* Yes, it's Kakashi ^^ ... I-I don't know..

*clattering sound, muffled Iruka protests*

MY ETERNAL RIVAL!!!!

[ichaichajounin]

....?
*is listening all confused*
.....
...

Gai?

[grading_garbage]

YOU ARE CORRECT, MY ETERNAL RIVAL! HOW HIP AND COOL IT IS OF YOU TO COURT THE SWEET AND YOUTHFUL IRUKA-SENSEI-

Court??..Sweet!? Hey! Ga-

DO NOT BE MODEST, IRUKA-SENSEI! ... KAKASHI! YOUR SPIRITED AND VIVACIOUS FRIEND HERE HAS ENLISTED MY ASSISTANCE IN ACHIEVING PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITIONING AT THE GYM!

H-hey- Gai! Gimme ba-

[ichaichajounin]

...Gai? Why ar-
Where are yo-
Iru-

Gai-

*cannot get a word in due to youthful speeches*

..Gym?

[grading_garbage]

YES, THE SACRED SANCTUARY OF THE GYM!... WHY, YOU SHOULD JOIN US!!! PHYSICAL ACTIVITY IS THE - wha? Iruka?

Gai! I don't think that's such-

[ichaichajounin]

err...
yes..sanctuary.. very good Gai...

It doesn't sound like Iruka wants me to join you though

*is wondering what the hell they are doing*

[grading_garbage]

DON'T BE SILLY, YOUTHFUL RIVAL! OF COURSE IRUKA-SENSEI WANTS YOU TO JOIN US!!! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF RUNNING 500 LAPS AROUND THE TRACK, AND THEN IT'S 500 SIT-UPS!!!

Help! Kaka-

SO IT'S SETTLED! YOU'LL JOIN US! WE ARE EXPERIENCING THE RIGORS OF OUR YOUTHFUL WORKOUT AT THE BEAUTIFUL AND MAGNIFICENTLY DESIGNED GYM TWO BLOCKS DOWN FROM DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT... THE SPINNING SHURIKEN I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED! I AM SO EXCITED! A WORKOUT WITH my eternal rival-

*click*

[ichaichajounin]

G..gai-
S..stop a sec-

500?Are you trying to kill him?!
Gai I really think you're taking things too far again- *click*
...
*puts phone down kinda confused, and thinks he may have to go down there before Iruka dies of Gai-induced exhaustion*