Pumpkins? Bleh... Everyone I know is always like, YES! Let's eat some pumpkins! Yipeee! In a pie! What? In a pie? If I wanted to eat pumpkin in a pie I'd swallow the spiciest pepper in the world, followed by molten hot lava magma (yes, it's lava and magma at the same time!), and then I'd gargle with hand sanitizer because all of that would at least be better tasting than pumpkin in a pie. "Pumpkin in a pie, try it! It's like vomit in a globe." Mmmm, yum. :D
And short-shorts. I saw this lady walking her dog, her cat, pushing her kid on a stroller, answering the phone, eating a burger, doing her makeup, clipping her nosehairs....all while wearing these short-shorts! It's crazy the freedom and talent they seem to give you! I was like damn, I guess that means addicts to crack can kick the habit to get shit done...all they need is a good pair of short-shorts.
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we should go pumpkin shopping!!! and then carve them, too!
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I wish I knew what was going on...
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