Ono Daisuke - Doko ni Aru no Dayo! Translation
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Ono Daisuke - Doko ni Aru no Dayo! "Where is it!"
これじゃない それじゃない あれじゃない どこにあるのだよ！
Kore janai sore janai are janai doko ni aru no dayo
It's not this, it's not that, it's not that over there, where is it-no dayo!
ぐすぐす してたら 「大変はことが起きるのだよ」
Gusu gusu shitetara taihen na koto ga okiru no dayo
If you stand around doing nothing, "Something terrible is going to happen-no dayo"
本日蟹座は堂々の１位だ 日頃の行いの賜物だと言えるのだよ
Honjitsu kaniza wa dou dou no ichii da higoro no okonai no tamamono da to ieru no dayo
Today's Cancer is magnificiently at number one, you can say it's the boon of my habitual conduct-no dayo
しかしここで 油断するな 慢心など 笑止千万
Shikashi koko de yudan suru na manshin nado shoushi senban
But you must not let down your guard here, conceit is highly riduculous
更に上の 完成度へ 人事を尽くそう
Sara ni ue no kanseido e jinji wo tsukusou
To be at an even higher point of perfection, do all that you can
ミッションスタート 具体的に 入手ルート ツデはあるか
Misshon sutaato gutaiteki ni nyuushuu ruuto tsude wa aru ka
Mission start! Specifically a route to obtain it, will I get it today?
限定品 知ったことか 人事の範疇
Genteihin shitta koto ka jinji no hanchuu
Did you know about limited edition products? This category of personnel
決して欠かすわけにはいかない 今日のラッキーアイテム 手に入れるまで
Keshite kakasu wake ni wa ikanai kyou no rakkii aitemu te ni ireru made
I cannot fail, until I get my hands on today's lucky item
どこか今日という日が 不完全で心許ない なんとしてでも
Doko ka kyou to iu hi ga fukanzen de kokoro motonai nanto shite demo
Somehow, the day called today is incomplete and my heart is uneasy no matter what I do
雑貨から骨董まで おは朝クオリティー
Zakka kara kottou made oha asa kuoritii
Oha Asa quality goods from miscellaneous items to antiques
これじゃない それじゃない あれじゃない どこにあるのだよ！
Kore janai sore janai are janai doko ni aru no dayo
It's not this, it's not that, it's not that over there, where is it-no dayo!
ぐすぐす してたら 「死活問題なのだよ！」
Gusu gusu shitetara shikatsu mondai nano dayo
If you stand around doing nothing, "It'll be a problem of life or death-nano dayo!"
本日蟹座はやむなく最下位 非常にマズイのだ慎重に立ち向かうのだよ
Honjitsu kaniza wa yamu naku saikai hijou ni mazui no da shinchou ni tachimukau no dayo
Today's Cancer is at the lowest, it's exceedingly bad, proceed with caution-no dayo
そうだここで 諦めるな お手上げなど 愚の骨頂
Sou da koko de akirameru na oteage nado gu no kocchou
You can't give up here, giving up all hope is sheer stupidity
襟を正し 頼みの綱 補正に励もう
Eri wo tadashi tanomi no tsuna housei ni hagemou
Get yourself together, compare yourself to others, and prepare yourself for correction
ミッションスタート サイズ・カラー 指定通り 言わずもがな
Misshon sutaato saizu karaa shitei doori iwazu mogana
Mission start! Size and color are just as specified, just as I hoped for
難易度など 気にできるか 妥協は厳禁
Nanido nado ki ni dekiru ka dakyou wa genkin
I can't get excited about the degree of difficulty, giving in is prohibited
決して欠かすわけにはいかない 今日のラッキーアイテム 探し出すのだ
Keshite kakasu wake ni wa ikanai kyou no rakkii aitemu sagashidasu no da
I will locate it, until I get my hands on today's lucky item
オレが自分らしさを 十二分に発揮するため なにがなんでも
Ore ga jibun rashisa wo juu ni fun ni hakki suru tame ni nani ga nan demo
To display my characteristics in twelve minutes at any cost
滑稽に見られようが ちっとも構わない
Kokkei ni mirareryou ga chitto mo kamawanai
I don't mind one bit if I'm seen as comical
決して欠かすわけにはいかない 今日のラッキーアイテム 手に入れるまで
Keshite kakasu wake ni wa ikanai kyou no rakkii aitemu te ni ireru made
I cannot fail, until I get my hands on today's lucky item
どこか今日という日が 不完全で心許ない なんとしてでも
Doko ka kyou to iu hi ga fukanzen de kokoro motonai nanto shite demo
Somehow, the day called today is incomplete and my heart is uneasy no matter what I do
雑貨から骨董まで おは朝クオリティー
Zakka kara kottou made oha asa kuoritii
Oha Asa quality goods from miscellaneous items to antiques
これじゃない それじゃない あれじゃない どこにあるのだよ！
Kore janai sore janai are janai doko ni aru no dayo
It's not this, it's not that, it's not that over there, where is it-no dayo!
ぐすぐす してたら 「１日が終わってしまうのだよ！」
Gusu gusu shitetara ichinichi ga owatte shimau no dayo
If you stand around doing nothing, "This day will end already-no dayo!"
ichigohaatsu. Please credit if using.
To see all my translations that I have done, please visit here.
Ono Daisuke - Doko ni Aru no Dayo! "Where is it!"
これじゃない それじゃない あれじゃない どこにあるのだよ！
Kore janai sore janai are janai doko ni aru no dayo
It's not this, it's not that, it's not that over there, where is it-no dayo!
ぐすぐす してたら 「大変はことが起きるのだよ」
Gusu gusu shitetara taihen na koto ga okiru no dayo
If you stand around doing nothing, "Something terrible is going to happen-no dayo"
本日蟹座は堂々の１位だ 日頃の行いの賜物だと言えるのだよ
Honjitsu kaniza wa dou dou no ichii da higoro no okonai no tamamono da to ieru no dayo
Today's Cancer is magnificiently at number one, you can say it's the boon of my habitual conduct-no dayo
しかしここで 油断するな 慢心など 笑止千万
Shikashi koko de yudan suru na manshin nado shoushi senban
But you must not let down your guard here, conceit is highly riduculous
更に上の 完成度へ 人事を尽くそう
Sara ni ue no kanseido e jinji wo tsukusou
To be at an even higher point of perfection, do all that you can
ミッションスタート 具体的に 入手ルート ツデはあるか
Misshon sutaato gutaiteki ni nyuushuu ruuto tsude wa aru ka
Mission start! Specifically a route to obtain it, will I get it today?
限定品 知ったことか 人事の範疇
Genteihin shitta koto ka jinji no hanchuu
Did you know about limited edition products? This category of personnel
決して欠かすわけにはいかない 今日のラッキーアイテム 手に入れるまで
Keshite kakasu wake ni wa ikanai kyou no rakkii aitemu te ni ireru made
I cannot fail, until I get my hands on today's lucky item
どこか今日という日が 不完全で心許ない なんとしてでも
Doko ka kyou to iu hi ga fukanzen de kokoro motonai nanto shite demo
Somehow, the day called today is incomplete and my heart is uneasy no matter what I do
雑貨から骨董まで おは朝クオリティー
Zakka kara kottou made oha asa kuoritii
Oha Asa quality goods from miscellaneous items to antiques
これじゃない それじゃない あれじゃない どこにあるのだよ！
Kore janai sore janai are janai doko ni aru no dayo
It's not this, it's not that, it's not that over there, where is it-no dayo!
ぐすぐす してたら 「死活問題なのだよ！」
Gusu gusu shitetara shikatsu mondai nano dayo
If you stand around doing nothing, "It'll be a problem of life or death-nano dayo!"
本日蟹座はやむなく最下位 非常にマズイのだ慎重に立ち向かうのだよ
Honjitsu kaniza wa yamu naku saikai hijou ni mazui no da shinchou ni tachimukau no dayo
Today's Cancer is at the lowest, it's exceedingly bad, proceed with caution-no dayo
そうだここで 諦めるな お手上げなど 愚の骨頂
Sou da koko de akirameru na oteage nado gu no kocchou
You can't give up here, giving up all hope is sheer stupidity
襟を正し 頼みの綱 補正に励もう
Eri wo tadashi tanomi no tsuna housei ni hagemou
Get yourself together, compare yourself to others, and prepare yourself for correction
ミッションスタート サイズ・カラー 指定通り 言わずもがな
Misshon sutaato saizu karaa shitei doori iwazu mogana
Mission start! Size and color are just as specified, just as I hoped for
難易度など 気にできるか 妥協は厳禁
Nanido nado ki ni dekiru ka dakyou wa genkin
I can't get excited about the degree of difficulty, giving in is prohibited
決して欠かすわけにはいかない 今日のラッキーアイテム 探し出すのだ
Keshite kakasu wake ni wa ikanai kyou no rakkii aitemu sagashidasu no da
I will locate it, until I get my hands on today's lucky item
オレが自分らしさを 十二分に発揮するため なにがなんでも
Ore ga jibun rashisa wo juu ni fun ni hakki suru tame ni nani ga nan demo
To display my characteristics in twelve minutes at any cost
滑稽に見られようが ちっとも構わない
Kokkei ni mirareryou ga chitto mo kamawanai
I don't mind one bit if I'm seen as comical
決して欠かすわけにはいかない 今日のラッキーアイテム 手に入れるまで
Keshite kakasu wake ni wa ikanai kyou no rakkii aitemu te ni ireru made
I cannot fail, until I get my hands on today's lucky item
どこか今日という日が 不完全で心許ない なんとしてでも
Doko ka kyou to iu hi ga fukanzen de kokoro motonai nanto shite demo
Somehow, the day called today is incomplete and my heart is uneasy no matter what I do
雑貨から骨董まで おは朝クオリティー
Zakka kara kottou made oha asa kuoritii
Oha Asa quality goods from miscellaneous items to antiques
これじゃない それじゃない あれじゃない どこにあるのだよ！
Kore janai sore janai are janai doko ni aru no dayo
It's not this, it's not that, it's not that over there, where is it-no dayo!
ぐすぐす してたら 「１日が終わってしまうのだよ！」
Gusu gusu shitetara ichinichi ga owatte shimau no dayo
If you stand around doing nothing, "This day will end already-no dayo!"