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HERE IS MY FANDOM POST!! :D I like writing, so I decided to write more!!! Hope you guys like it!! :D I hope Akutsu doesn’t KILL ME. :O I got the idea from this girl on livejournal who was talking about it in Yamabuki colored caps!! I hope she sees it! :D:D
((OOC: Warning for MAJOR run-on sentences and random capitalization of words. >.>))
Dan was very excited. Even though when he flailed as he walked, his headband kept falling into his eyes and his notebook kept falling out of his pants, he flailed on stubbornly. Because he was going to AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE. WITH AKUTSU-SENPAI. Who was, in fact, right beside him. Which made Dan a very pleased Dan desu.
“Fucking stop that, brat,” AKUTSU-SENPAI said, glaring his AWESOME glare of doom that Dan found very, very AWESOME DESU.
“What am I doing, desu?” Dan squeaked happily, because AKUTSU-SENPAI was talking to him and GLARING at him and it was oh-so-nice. “I am just happy, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED HARDER and turned away and Dan was kinda sad because AKUTSU-SENPAI wasn’t looking at him anymore but he was still going to AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE DESU, so it wasn’t all that bad, really. AKUSTSU-SENPAI didn’t say anything else so Dan kept bouncing around and finally decided that his notebook was better off in his hand after it fell three times and poked his ribs twice, which really hurt desu.
After a long, AWESOME walk with AKUTSU-SENPAI, they finally arrived at his house and Dan opened his notebook and started taking NOTES on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE, because it was COOL and AWESOME.
“Are you fucking taking notes on my fucking house?” AKUTSU-SENPAI asked, and he sounded really angry but Dan wasn’t afraid of AKUTSU-SENPAI so he wasn’t fazed at all, really.
“Yes, desu! Your house is really neat, desu! And notes are good for your soul, desu! And tennis, desu!” Dan replied, adjusting his headband because he had been jiggling again and it had fallen off again but he would never take it off ever because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI’S.
“Well, stop it already. Fucking fuck, you don’t need notes on my fucking house, brat. It has nothing to do with fucking tennis.” AKUTSU-SENPAI glared AGAIN and walked up the stairs and WERE THEY GOING TO HIS ROOM DESU?
Dan followed, nearly tripping over a few steps because AKUTSU-SENPAI’S legs were SO long and his were so short and he couldn’t keep up unless he went REALLY fast desu. So he did and when they got to AKUTSU-SENPAI’S room, Dan squeaked and took MORE notes that were more detailed because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI’S ROOM DESU. “I like your room, desu! It’s AWESOME, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI glared some more and rolled his eyes in a really AWESOME way that Dan had to take more notes on and sat down on his BED and bounced a little which made Dan giggle because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI BOUNCING. “What are you laughing about, fuckwit? Fucking sit down already and stop taking notes on my fucking room.”
Dan sat down on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S BED with a flourish and bounced too and it was so exciting desu because he was sitting on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S BED WITH AKUTSU-SENPAI. “But I like taking notes, desu! It’s fun and it will help me become a great tennis player, desu!”
“What the fucking fuck ever,” AKUTSU-SENPAI said, laying down on HIS BED and Dan almost squeaked again because AKUTSU-SENPAI’S side was touching his back and it made him feel warm and very, very, HAPPY DESU.
AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED at him again and Dan grinned happily and adjusted his headband. Then he looked around the room again because he needed a lot of notes desu and to get notes you had to really observe your surroundings. He saw a CD case on AKUTSU-SENPAI’s nightstand and leaned over to pick it up and take notes on it but he needed his notebook too so he memorized the CD name so he could set it back down while he wrote his notes. But before he could set it down AKUTSU-SENPAI snatched the CD away and HE BLUSHED DESU WHICH WAS AWESOME DESU. “Don’t fucking look at that, shitweasel,” he said and he SCOWLED, which was almost as AWESOME as his GLARE of doom but not quite, or so Dan thought.
“But who is Janis Ian, desu? Can we listen to it, desu?! I want to hear it, please, desu!!!” Dan gibbered, because anything AKUTSU-SENPAI liked he liked and he really, really, wanted to hear it, but if AKUTSU-SENPAI said no, which he probably would because Dan knew him like that, he would save up his allowance money and buy it anyway because he remembered the name.
“NO. We aren’t fucking listening to this stupid bitch. I don’t even know why--” AKUTSU-SENPAI said, waving the CD around angrily and AWESOMELY but he was cut off because his door opened.
Dan turned and AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM was standing there and smiling and Dan really liked AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM desu because she always made him talk to Dan when he called. “Hi desu! I’m Dan, and it’s nice to finally meet you, desu!” he said politely, because his mom always said manners were really good when meeting old people.
AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM smiled more. “Hello, Dan. I was wondering when we’d get to meet. Jin-chan always talks so fondly of you, with all of your cute little nicknames. Although the language leaves something to be desired,” and she GLARED at AKUTSU-SENPAI and Dan took notes because that was obviously where AKUTSU-SENPAI got his AWESOME GLARE of doom from desu!!
Then she smiled again and took the CD out of AKUTSU-SENPAI’S hand and clicked her tongue in a really AWESOME MOM-LIKE way as AKUTSU-SENPAI made a grab for it and Dan took more notes because AKUTSU-SENPAI and his MOM were bonding desu! She turned to Dan with a sweet grin that made Dan happy because she was AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM and she was smiling at him. “Oh, Janis Ian! Jin-chan loves her as much as I do. I heard him crying as he was listening to it the other night and it was so cute. I used to cry over her lyrics too,” she said and Dan almost died of joy right there because AKUTSU-SENPAI CRYING OVER SENSITIVE LYRICAL POETRY=AWESOME DESU.
AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM set the CD back on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S nightstand and patted his head which was CUTE DESU and left the room and AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED A LOT and slammed the door and kicked the bed, but Dan thought it was AWESOME. “I need to fucking kill something. I can’t fucking kill you because I’ll get nabbed for fucking murder, but I will anyways if you tell anyone what you fucking heard. Ok, fuckwit?”
Dan nodded eagerly because he and AKUTSU-SENPAI HAD A SECRET TO SHARE DESU AND IT WAS REALLY AWESOME DESU. “But you shouldn’t kill anything, desu! Killing is bad, desu!” Dan said, trying to help AKUTSU-SENPAI because he was kinda sad that he was embarrassed even though he really liked the BLUSH.
“I’m going to fucking kill a puppy or something,” AKUTSU-SENP--
...!!! desu.
Kill a puppy? AKUTSU-SENPAI WAS GOING TO KILL A PUPPY? BUT...
Dan stared.
Puppies were awesome. But so was AKUTSU-SENPAI. And everything AKUTSU-SENPAI did.
Awesome=not awesome? IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE DESU.
“But. That doesn’t compute, desu.” Dan said because he couldn’t really figure it out because everything was not working in his brain. “You shouldn’t kill a puppy, desu!” Dan felt his eyes burning and he started to cry because AKUTSU-SENPAI WAS GOING TO KILL A PUPPY DESU. “It’s bad, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI looked at him but he wasn’t GLARING or SCOWLING but he wasn’t happy either and Dan was confused so he kept crying because AKUTSU-SENPAI WAS STILL GOING TO KILL A PUPPY DESU. “I’m not really going to kill a fucking puppy, you little fucker. I may kill you, though if you don’t fucking shut the fuck up.”
Dan stopped crying and smiled widely, wiping his face and laughing because AKUTSU-SENPAI WASN’T GOING TO KILL A PUPPY DESU. “Really, desu? You won’t, desu? I’m so happy, desu! AKUTSU-SENPAI, you are AWESOME, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI rolled his eyes and snorted and it reminded Dan of a train only it was an AKUTSU-SENPAI train because AKUTSU-SENPAI had made the noise and everything AKUTSU-SENPAI did was AWESOME. Except killing puppies, but he wasn’t going to do that desu. “I’m fucking hungry. Let’s go see what my mom made us for dinner,” he said in an angry/not-so-angry way and it was really AWESOME DESU because AKUTSU-SENPAI was being NICE SORT OF DESU.
Dan jumped up and adjusted his headband of AWESOME and nodded and followed AKUTSU-SENPAI out of his room. “I will never tell, desu,” he said solemnly but really he was really excited because of their SECRET and AKUTSU-SENPAI NOT KILLING A PUPPY.
AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED and patted Dan’s head really hard but that was ok because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI and it didn’t really hurt, not if he didn’t think about it, really. “You better fucking not, featherhead.”
Dan flailed again and almost fell down the stairs as they walked down but that was alright because AKUTSU-SENPAI SAVED HIS LIFE and they ate and AKUTSU-SENPAI walked Dan home and when he got home he told HIS MOM about his really, really AWESOME day at AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE and went to bed desu.
THE END. :D Oh, and I finally read about sex, you guys and it looks really fun! I found out what strip clubs and dildos are and I looked at pictures. But some of them made me feel funny and there were some of guys doing things to other guys too. SO, THIS MEANS I LIKE GUYS AND GIRLS. WHICH IS CALLED BISEXUAL. :D
((OOC: Warning for MAJOR run-on sentences and random capitalization of words. >.>))
Dan was very excited. Even though when he flailed as he walked, his headband kept falling into his eyes and his notebook kept falling out of his pants, he flailed on stubbornly. Because he was going to AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE. WITH AKUTSU-SENPAI. Who was, in fact, right beside him. Which made Dan a very pleased Dan desu.
“Fucking stop that, brat,” AKUTSU-SENPAI said, glaring his AWESOME glare of doom that Dan found very, very AWESOME DESU.
“What am I doing, desu?” Dan squeaked happily, because AKUTSU-SENPAI was talking to him and GLARING at him and it was oh-so-nice. “I am just happy, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED HARDER and turned away and Dan was kinda sad because AKUTSU-SENPAI wasn’t looking at him anymore but he was still going to AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE DESU, so it wasn’t all that bad, really. AKUSTSU-SENPAI didn’t say anything else so Dan kept bouncing around and finally decided that his notebook was better off in his hand after it fell three times and poked his ribs twice, which really hurt desu.
After a long, AWESOME walk with AKUTSU-SENPAI, they finally arrived at his house and Dan opened his notebook and started taking NOTES on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE, because it was COOL and AWESOME.
“Are you fucking taking notes on my fucking house?” AKUTSU-SENPAI asked, and he sounded really angry but Dan wasn’t afraid of AKUTSU-SENPAI so he wasn’t fazed at all, really.
“Yes, desu! Your house is really neat, desu! And notes are good for your soul, desu! And tennis, desu!” Dan replied, adjusting his headband because he had been jiggling again and it had fallen off again but he would never take it off ever because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI’S.
“Well, stop it already. Fucking fuck, you don’t need notes on my fucking house, brat. It has nothing to do with fucking tennis.” AKUTSU-SENPAI glared AGAIN and walked up the stairs and WERE THEY GOING TO HIS ROOM DESU?
Dan followed, nearly tripping over a few steps because AKUTSU-SENPAI’S legs were SO long and his were so short and he couldn’t keep up unless he went REALLY fast desu. So he did and when they got to AKUTSU-SENPAI’S room, Dan squeaked and took MORE notes that were more detailed because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI’S ROOM DESU. “I like your room, desu! It’s AWESOME, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI glared some more and rolled his eyes in a really AWESOME way that Dan had to take more notes on and sat down on his BED and bounced a little which made Dan giggle because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI BOUNCING. “What are you laughing about, fuckwit? Fucking sit down already and stop taking notes on my fucking room.”
Dan sat down on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S BED with a flourish and bounced too and it was so exciting desu because he was sitting on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S BED WITH AKUTSU-SENPAI. “But I like taking notes, desu! It’s fun and it will help me become a great tennis player, desu!”
“What the fucking fuck ever,” AKUTSU-SENPAI said, laying down on HIS BED and Dan almost squeaked again because AKUTSU-SENPAI’S side was touching his back and it made him feel warm and very, very, HAPPY DESU.
AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED at him again and Dan grinned happily and adjusted his headband. Then he looked around the room again because he needed a lot of notes desu and to get notes you had to really observe your surroundings. He saw a CD case on AKUTSU-SENPAI’s nightstand and leaned over to pick it up and take notes on it but he needed his notebook too so he memorized the CD name so he could set it back down while he wrote his notes. But before he could set it down AKUTSU-SENPAI snatched the CD away and HE BLUSHED DESU WHICH WAS AWESOME DESU. “Don’t fucking look at that, shitweasel,” he said and he SCOWLED, which was almost as AWESOME as his GLARE of doom but not quite, or so Dan thought.
“But who is Janis Ian, desu? Can we listen to it, desu?! I want to hear it, please, desu!!!” Dan gibbered, because anything AKUTSU-SENPAI liked he liked and he really, really, wanted to hear it, but if AKUTSU-SENPAI said no, which he probably would because Dan knew him like that, he would save up his allowance money and buy it anyway because he remembered the name.
“NO. We aren’t fucking listening to this stupid bitch. I don’t even know why--” AKUTSU-SENPAI said, waving the CD around angrily and AWESOMELY but he was cut off because his door opened.
Dan turned and AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM was standing there and smiling and Dan really liked AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM desu because she always made him talk to Dan when he called. “Hi desu! I’m Dan, and it’s nice to finally meet you, desu!” he said politely, because his mom always said manners were really good when meeting old people.
AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM smiled more. “Hello, Dan. I was wondering when we’d get to meet. Jin-chan always talks so fondly of you, with all of your cute little nicknames. Although the language leaves something to be desired,” and she GLARED at AKUTSU-SENPAI and Dan took notes because that was obviously where AKUTSU-SENPAI got his AWESOME GLARE of doom from desu!!
Then she smiled again and took the CD out of AKUTSU-SENPAI’S hand and clicked her tongue in a really AWESOME MOM-LIKE way as AKUTSU-SENPAI made a grab for it and Dan took more notes because AKUTSU-SENPAI and his MOM were bonding desu! She turned to Dan with a sweet grin that made Dan happy because she was AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM and she was smiling at him. “Oh, Janis Ian! Jin-chan loves her as much as I do. I heard him crying as he was listening to it the other night and it was so cute. I used to cry over her lyrics too,” she said and Dan almost died of joy right there because AKUTSU-SENPAI CRYING OVER SENSITIVE LYRICAL POETRY=AWESOME DESU.
AKUTSU-SENPAI’S MOM set the CD back on AKUTSU-SENPAI’S nightstand and patted his head which was CUTE DESU and left the room and AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED A LOT and slammed the door and kicked the bed, but Dan thought it was AWESOME. “I need to fucking kill something. I can’t fucking kill you because I’ll get nabbed for fucking murder, but I will anyways if you tell anyone what you fucking heard. Ok, fuckwit?”
Dan nodded eagerly because he and AKUTSU-SENPAI HAD A SECRET TO SHARE DESU AND IT WAS REALLY AWESOME DESU. “But you shouldn’t kill anything, desu! Killing is bad, desu!” Dan said, trying to help AKUTSU-SENPAI because he was kinda sad that he was embarrassed even though he really liked the BLUSH.
“I’m going to fucking kill a puppy or something,” AKUTSU-SENP--
...!!! desu.
Kill a puppy? AKUTSU-SENPAI WAS GOING TO KILL A PUPPY? BUT...
Dan stared.
Puppies were awesome. But so was AKUTSU-SENPAI. And everything AKUTSU-SENPAI did.
Awesome=not awesome? IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE DESU.
“But. That doesn’t compute, desu.” Dan said because he couldn’t really figure it out because everything was not working in his brain. “You shouldn’t kill a puppy, desu!” Dan felt his eyes burning and he started to cry because AKUTSU-SENPAI WAS GOING TO KILL A PUPPY DESU. “It’s bad, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI looked at him but he wasn’t GLARING or SCOWLING but he wasn’t happy either and Dan was confused so he kept crying because AKUTSU-SENPAI WAS STILL GOING TO KILL A PUPPY DESU. “I’m not really going to kill a fucking puppy, you little fucker. I may kill you, though if you don’t fucking shut the fuck up.”
Dan stopped crying and smiled widely, wiping his face and laughing because AKUTSU-SENPAI WASN’T GOING TO KILL A PUPPY DESU. “Really, desu? You won’t, desu? I’m so happy, desu! AKUTSU-SENPAI, you are AWESOME, desu!”
AKUTSU-SENPAI rolled his eyes and snorted and it reminded Dan of a train only it was an AKUTSU-SENPAI train because AKUTSU-SENPAI had made the noise and everything AKUTSU-SENPAI did was AWESOME. Except killing puppies, but he wasn’t going to do that desu. “I’m fucking hungry. Let’s go see what my mom made us for dinner,” he said in an angry/not-so-angry way and it was really AWESOME DESU because AKUTSU-SENPAI was being NICE SORT OF DESU.
Dan jumped up and adjusted his headband of AWESOME and nodded and followed AKUTSU-SENPAI out of his room. “I will never tell, desu,” he said solemnly but really he was really excited because of their SECRET and AKUTSU-SENPAI NOT KILLING A PUPPY.
AKUTSU-SENPAI GLARED and patted Dan’s head really hard but that was ok because it was AKUTSU-SENPAI and it didn’t really hurt, not if he didn’t think about it, really. “You better fucking not, featherhead.”
Dan flailed again and almost fell down the stairs as they walked down but that was alright because AKUTSU-SENPAI SAVED HIS LIFE and they ate and AKUTSU-SENPAI walked Dan home and when he got home he told HIS MOM about his really, really AWESOME day at AKUTSU-SENPAI’S HOUSE and went to bed desu.
THE END. :D Oh, and I finally read about sex, you guys and it looks really fun! I found out what strip clubs and dildos are and I looked at pictures. But some of them made me feel funny and there were some of guys doing things to other guys too. SO, THIS MEANS I LIKE GUYS AND GIRLS. WHICH IS CALLED BISEXUAL. :D