H/D fic: Wild, Kinky Monkey Sex (Part 2/2)

[icicle33]

Title: Wild, Kinky Monkey Sex  Part 2/2

Author: 
icicle33
Rating: R/NC-17

Word count: ~7500

Pairings: Harry/Draco (established relationship), Ron/Hermione, Lucius/Narcissa

Warnings: M/M relationship,  a ridiculous amount of fluff, humour, crack, failed kinky sex, role-playing, spanking, an overabundance of cliches, and an overly smitten and somewhat thick Harry

Comments

[olimakiella]

Harry ran a hand through his hair. "I really don't know what you're talking about, love. Should I go look for the books?"

to:

"Here you go, Mr Malfoy," Harry said sweetly, "here are my overdue books. Now you don't have to punish me."

and then:

"Erm..." Harry reached for his back pocket and pulled out his wallet. "I'm not sure how much I have. I'm assuming the fine will be expensive."

OMG.

"Did. You. Just. Call. Me. Snape?" Draco growled, his voice low but oh-so dangerous.

Harry, you are so thick. You're gonna need more than diamonds.

[icicle33]

Haha I hope you found thick Harry entertaining! He's a little special in this fic. *pets him* Thanks for reading. = D

[icicle33]

Haha...I love sexgods!Harry and Draco too, but it was amusing to poke fun at the poor boys. And I think you're right...more failed scenarios would be fun. Any ideas/requests? No pressure...I don't mean to put you on the spot. = D

[icicle33]

Yeah, you think about it and let know. I'll dedicate part 2 to you. <3

[icicle33]

That's alright. Okay then, I'm not going to give you an exact promised date, but a sequel with doctor/patient...perhaps after watching a Muggle telly show role-play will happen!

[ashiiblack]

OMG YES

[adafrog]

Very cute, thanks.

[icicle33]

Thank you, love. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. = D

[leiasummers]

I thought the first part of the story was really cute, I did think it'll be weird if everything of Harry and Draco were all godlike, in the bed I mean. Heh

But God I would have punched Harry when he called out Snape, to imagine another person when Draco was trying to make their sex life more exciting is beyond inconsiderate and disgusting. Just imagine putting up that effort and your boyfriend/lover is imagining someone else. I hope Harry gets a good bashing for it. I know it's a crackfic but GOD Harry needs a punch in the face.

[icicle33]

Haha...I think you're right that Harry deserves a nice conk in the head. However, it really is just supposed to be humorous. Harry is completely and madly in love with Draco, not Snape. Don't worry, Harry will make it up to him in the next installment. Thanks for reading.