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[ickle_renato]

This screenplay is torture. I admire anyone who can write a lucid, coherent screenplay because I sure as heck can't

Comments

[twoeyedgirl]

No fours???

[ickle_renato]

it is a code silly!

[vukojournal]

My toaster is specially designed to fit bagel slices, and larger slices of bread. On it's side there is a sticker that says:

"EXTRA WIDE SLOTS"

The little guy is probably the most perverted of my appliances, besides maybe my microwave, that slut.

[brandonkwest]

I think my toaster with tight lil slots was only 10 dollars...you literally get what you pay for :-(

[can_a_gator]

That's why you need a toaster OVEN, slanty eye.

[froggieskc]

Our toaster at school is very disappointing, and can maybe fit one piece of bread per slot, and that's on a good day. If I ever feel like toasting something, odds are it's not going to be bread.