well if it's bad, there are a lot of things you could do in the middle of dinner to end the whole ordeal immediately:
1. fake tourettes 2. fake narcolepsy 3. tell them you're a lesbian 4. renounce god right then and there 5. fart. a lot. 6. pull out your phone at the table and call someone to talk about what a geek your date is
those are my only ideas. good luck. if you want to go low key i would recommend the narcolepsy.
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1. fake tourettes
2. fake narcolepsy
3. tell them you're a lesbian
4. renounce god right then and there
5. fart. a lot.
6. pull out your phone at the table and call someone to talk about what a geek your date is
those are my only ideas. good luck. if you want to go low key i would recommend the narcolepsy.
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