I'm going to Taiwan.

I don't speak Chinese.

Today started out crappy, but with the silver lining of pancakes (which my room still smells of). However, by the end it is fantastic and I am happy. My hand smells like the coffee I spilled on it earlier. This sounds strange, but I keep smelling it before I eventually wash it... there is something disturbing but keen about the smell of skin and ( Read more... )

so, i'm going to marry Marcus. he doesn't know this yet, though. But I got up the nerve to actually talk to him on the phone, for a whopping eleven minutes. That is something I have a natural aversion to, just like eating pickles. There is only a select group that I can handle having an actual phone conversation with, past the pleasantries and ( Read more... )

so, i had a dream where this fictitious guy refuses to have sex with me because in my past i (fictitiously) weighed somewhere between 200 and 365 pounds [what a range, huh? but that's what he told me that was so disgusting he couldn't have sex with me]. i wake up from this dream feeling shame and depression and, of all coincidences, i can't fit ( Read more... )

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I have the greatest friends IN THE UNIVERSE. The girls made me an easter basket this weekend, chock full of low-carb goodies, too. Who else got mixed nuts and beef jerky in their baskets, hmm ( Read more... )

I do my best thinking in the shower, but upon stepping out I completely lost my newest revolutionary idea. It was revolutionary, I tell you. Earlier tonight I was reading a letter to my friend that I received from my old high school buddy Ben several years ago. He wrote that he took many showers a day, three or four...so now I wonder if it was ( Read more... )

I also hate cold coffee.

In no particular order, I hate:

Banana Republic
Western Union
The shakes
Underwire
Non-tuesdays
Customer Service Reps
Mononucleosis
The fork that's lodged in the sink drain
6 GB disk space

peanut butter is indubitably the only way to enjoy celery. i'm chewing some now, and it's as though the fibers will be in my mouth forever...i'm never chewing enough ( Read more... )