i've never laughed so hard in my life

[ickythekid]

i am never arguing with a drunk ever again.

do you know he actually tried to reason that human sperm can impregnate a fish when it gets flushed down the toilet, and he was serious.

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[patrickxbateman]

wow. that explains aquaman.

[microwavejesus]

Where do you think I came from?

[basophobic]

weird.. i was in a toilet bowl when i got pregnant...