When I sit down and think about it, I had a miserable semester.

And I think I'm sinking quickly. Very quickly.

For those who would understand this and appreciate it the way I do:

Ivan: "Do you have any batteries?"
Dad: "Look in the refrigerator."

I hate Christmas ( Read more... )

Dear soulmate,

I'm ready to be in love with you. Where are you?

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told YOU that THEY love you ( Read more... )

Lately I have felt the itchings of the need to write but have not yet felt inclined to scratch ( Read more... )

Why do I feel so much like an ogre?

This is not meant to sound as if I am whining about being "popular," but I wish that I didn't feel so stressed by having so many different people call me to hang out when I know that I can't possibly hang out with all of them together ( Read more... )

Christian rap is a term that is synonymous with failure ( Read more... )

Apparently I look good in ( Read more... )