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[iconeternal]

today, while mopping up 1/2" deep pisswater covering floor of the un-air conditioned, and thus uncomfortably warm men's room, I was told that one of my associates had glued his hands together while trying to fix a cabinet another associate broke while racing around our print department on a pallet jack, and was called five different times and asked

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[die_decembrist]

This sucks because everyone comes to you, but I had to laugh thinking about someone with their hands glued together. How embarrassing.

[williamwombat]

That might be the most bomb idea for a painting over a fireplace. You could also just get really nice oil paintings (maybe not oil) of the various office supply stores where you've worked and throw them in the fireplace.

[i_am_a_hot_sale]

that part about hands and jacks is hilllllarious