i am going to be on a flight home to san francisco in less than four hours! this means i get to hug my friends, snugadug my cat and feel really awkward around my family! all in all i am completely fucking pumped.

the only shitty thing? spending a week away from this guy:


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my friend andrew asked me to make a top ten list of summer "things" for his "web" "site", which is http://thehorribleandthemiserable.wordpress.com/Read more... )

iowan thunderstorms are some shit to behold, man ( Read more... )

frank frazetta died ( Read more... )

i woke up to the sound of the air-raid siren in town being tested and masturbated. i guess the thought of the world ending can be a turn-on sometimes.

beautiful women teach lessons in patience and restraint. these are lessons i will eventually learn, and i tell myself that because the other outcome sucks and i choose not to consider it ( Read more... )

i break shit. a lot, and have for as long as i can remember and don't care to wonder why. it started as physically anger-based responses to what i would assume was the aggression and fear instilled in me by my upbringing, but lately i've noticed its evolution ( Read more... )

dear e&e ( Read more... )

i've never not cheated on someone. fact. not something i'm proud of, but something that seems important to know. about me, i mean ( Read more... )

one time this kid i loved so very much as a best friend tried to kill me. it happened and anyway a lot has happened since, so i wouldn't insult you by starting an entry with some "well, i haven't updated in a long time"-type bullshit. so jake, jake. his name is jake! i don't know. i like you and i live in iowa now.