in the trees...

[icutyoubleed]

Upon completion of a successful murder, the right and proper thing for one to do is to send an apology to the victim's mother. The type of apology can vary depending on said victim. I find cards to be nice, but if the act was particularly depraved or brutal, flowers may also be desireable

Comments

[superpunkgohan]

"God is for people who can't put their faith in themselves."
Yeah, I like that.

Trish's mistake was indeed a life-altering one. If she hadn't snubbed the pretty girl next door, then maybe the pretty girl would would have come over and brought lots of hot mens. The maybe Trish could marry one. Then maybe Trish's husband would get a good job. Then maybe Trish wouldn't have to work for the pretty girl. Then maybe Trish could still sit and home and stare at herself in the mirror and say to herself, "I'm worth something," and actually still believe it was true. Silly Trish.

[paperbaghead]

You're such a kook