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oh my god i should have been a journalist i mean come on i could make a living off of writing crap like that?

blah blah blah blah blah

life goes

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070608.wgtmyspace0608/BNStory/Technology

This is the single most ridiculous statement I have heard in a long, long time:

It is a federal offence to cross state lines while committing a kidnapping resulting in a death.

ahahahahahahahaha

I update my journal so frequently!

But I suppose getting a diploma is worth a new post. Go me!

So Alanis Morissette did a cover of "My Humps" and it's the greatest thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

So I just search allrecipes.com for 'sauteed onions', since I want to make some. I get the result of:

No matches found. Did you mean 'sauteed minions'?

Yes, allrecipes.com. Yes I did.

So here's the idea: reply and I'll give you a letter, pick five (or more) songs beginning with that letter, share them & discuss. The lovely Shannon gave me the letter R.

Rock It - GorillazA very neat song by one of the very neatest bands. Not released on any albums, for some reason, but my friend and I dug it up when searching for stuff about ( Read more... )

Here's seven minutes of your life you'll never get back.

At least it was seven minutes full of the most inane randomness and air guitarring on penguins you'll probably ever witness.

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So the Chance was going to host a Kenny G show at the Mid-Hudson Civic Center. August 10th, that's about two weeks from today.

But they cancelled.

Why did they cancel? Well, apparently to make the show work (ie. be profitable), they estimated they would need about 1800 pre-sale tickets.

As of today, they have sold 125.

hahaha kenny g you lose