dude, katie you better comment cause you never comment back on the things i say on your journal :(

[id4joe]

Post your favorite fake memory of me. It can be anything you wish, so long as it never actually happened. I really just want to be amused right now, so I don't give a damn who you are or anything like that. Make me laugh. Then post this in your journal so then you can see your friends' favorite fake memory of you.

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[nirget]

SO, this one time, Joe was talkin all this smack to me and I was like hey! quiet it down now. And he was like NO way man! And travis and jon were trying to get him to back off me, so I punched him in the face! And he started bleeding green gooze outta his nose and then travis handed me this bag of gloppers with poisionous acid inside them, so I opened up the bag but had to put on a protective glove so it wouldn't burn my SKIN off, then I grabbed a huge handful and threw them into joe's eyes and his eyeballs just melted and Joe was screaming his head off and he fell to the ground. Then I felt bad about it and took another handful and shoved them into my mouth, then travis and jon dumped me in a ditch...Joe's cool!

[id4joe]

thats what im talkin about katie

[anonymous]

I remember this one time in thrid period last semester, Mr. Adams was talking and you were like "fuck this", so you pulled out a gun and shot him. Good times...

[_all_on_black_]

i also remember this one time i walked in on you having sex w/ this old fat..oh wait, i already said that one. or how bout the time that u paid this old fat hooker to kick you in the nuts. but instead she just started having sex w/ you and you were like, i love old fat ladies! oh...hang on...i keep forgetting, i'm supposed to make a FAKE memory. nvm then.