WED. JANUARY 21ST
at the state theatre

THE SUICIDE GIRLS BURLESQUE TOUR
FEATURING OPENING ACT RETARD O BOT

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ATTEND

robots and porn?!?

w00t!!

-xorl

( Read more... )

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=02F1E0E8-36FA-11D8-A7A0-E3635E514682

a merry x-mas card too all and too all a good sandwich.

-xorl

http://www.liquidgeneration.com//sabotage/bond_sabotage.asp

merry x-mas, yo.

-xorl

http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wvx

everyone must watch this and feel my pain.

-xorl

ps - branden...i love you. wow!

well, i just got my christmas present from my nana...a new imac. um...thanks. i mean, it's a computer and all and beggers can't be choosy. but dammit, if you give a begger an imac, he'll just sell it for booze. which is what i might need to do after it drives me off the deep end of the sanity pool. does anyone have a good (and i use the word very ( Read more... )

http://www.orderlink.com/cgi-bin/frontrunner.cgi?ri=111&rc=ECKO&rs=&ro=T&pln=CH&pid=CLOK&pm=CLOCKS&sid=FLAV02&whs=GRR&bu=0&ki=Read more... )

http://www.wtbw.net/geisha/

fun

-xorl

This midget walks into a bar. A guy shouts "I'd stick a cue ball in your mouth to get a drink." The midget says "I'll take a Manhattan." The guy gets close to the midget and says "Give me a quarter and I'll pull down your pants."

So the midget yells "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?"

-xorl

http://www.brunching.com/journalgenerator.html

this is for some people who are too lazy to write their own boring lj entry, suckers!

-xorl

ps - this wasn't aimed at anyone in particular, i just thought that it was funny. besides, look around at random journals. hee hee