Other people make me grateful for my life

[idan_trradiak]

So. One of you introduced me to tfln. This post is a sampling of my faves. Do enjoy. Also, I think we need a fandom tfln.

(732): fuck the hobbit
(301): what about unicorns?
(732): fuck those pointy horses

Cain, was that you? (651): So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to

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[chibirisuchan]

I don't know what tlfn is, but it sounds hilarious from the samples. :) I'm guessing it's something like metaquotes for one-liners...?

[idan_trradiak]

Theoretically, actual text messages that people have sent and self-submitted to the website. If so, wow, some of these folks sure have.... interesting lives.

The website is here: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[vassalry]

[idan_trradiak]

Oh, Batman. Lulz.

[vassalry]

Also, that site's search function is a beautiful thing:

(518): how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
(404): so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?

[idan_trradiak]

Frighteningly, I thought of someone when I saw that post.....