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[ididgerardway]

holy shit, i actually wrote a ficlet, for the first time in what must be years! here, have some filthy!girl!bert/hopelessromantic!gerard. unbeated. R. ~1000 words

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[idktbh]

OHMYGOD CHRISSSSSS *____________*
THIS. THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING AND LOVELY AND JUST UGH, GERARD.
AND MIKEYWAY! BEING ALL BROTHERLY AND TAKING CARE OF GERARD AND JUST DFKJHKJDSDFSH
ALWAYS WRITE FIC, BB. ALWAYS.

[ididgerardway]

:DDDD so glad you like it bb! i am totally in love with their dysfunctional relationship and maybe someday when bert gets clean she'll come back for gerard after realizing what she actually left behind and they will live HAPPILY EVER AFTER. <3

[dyingtosay]

they are the best worst couple ever.

[ididgerardway]

ikr. <33

[howxixdisappear]

I really really love this. Dirty girl!Bert and head-over-heels in love!Gerard and Mikeyway acting like the big brother and ffffff. The whole time I was hoping Bert wouldn't turn out to be a fucking ho, and of course she was and I wanna punch her and snuggle Gerard and tell him "IT'S OKAY, BB, SOMEDAY YOU'LL MEET A HANDSOME MAN NAMED FRANK AND HE'S WAY CUTER EVEN IF HE IS ON THE RATHER CLEAN SIDE."

Also, Mikeyway sitting there and listening to his brother have sex is not only one of the funniest things ever, but I can totally imagine it happening. Poor awkward Mikey.

*mems*

[ididgerardway]

first off: THANK YOU!!! :D

i love the idea of dirtyhairy!bert and hopelessromantic!gerard in a totally dysfunctional relationship, this plot has been in my mind for ages but i rarely find the creativity to put my plots down into words, lol. i wanted them to end up together but i thought it would be better if she left and then maybe later after getting sober she could realize what she had with gerard and come back for him, but at the time being she was way too fucked up to realize it. or gerard could also totally meet frank, girl or boy. /ramble

LOL, yes!

again, thank you!

[howxixdisappear]

I'd like to think that Gerard would be all "NOPE!" if she came crawling back to him, but at the same time, I'd also like to think he'd take her back despite everything. BERT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ME THINK RATIONALLY, OKAY? BOY OR GIRL, MY HEAD SAYS "BAD NEWS BEARS!" AND MY HEART SAYS "BUT HE'S SO ADORABLE!"

[ididgerardway]

hahah, bert in fics is usually bad news! so that's why i love the idea of her realizing what she actually had with gerard and come back and apologize and they can live happily ever after. :D but then again i LOVE when bert is all dirty and just wanna fuck, and gerard is all but i want you to be my gf plz late me take you to dinner. and deep down bert has a little spot saved for gerard, because she really likes him y'know but she's too fucked up for her own good.

[nightehfaice]

Gaaah this is my OTP and the fact that there's gender bending in it just makes me so happy. In my mind she goes back to Utah, is a trashy skank for a bit before returning to Gerard because their love is so true, obvs. (And I'm a sucker for happy ending.) But stays dirty cause it's not Bert if there's clean.

[ididgerardway]

too little bert/gerard genderswap in the fandoms! :( something like that happens in my mind to. she gets more or less sober (ie: only drinking, and only in the weekends), returns to gerard and stays dirty and maybe still a little fucked up but she loves him even though she might not say it all that often, maybe it only slips out sometimes when gerard is being a real dork or telling her how sexy her hairy calves are, she would still treat him in her own way but better, she'd go with him to the movies and hold his hand, but still mock him for being such a loverboy. they would still be their disfunctional self but in a better way. \o/

thanks for reading!