Airline Repair Entries

[ididntwantone]

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet",which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem,and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the "

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[gorgeouswoman]

Yea, these are cute, I especially like:

P: Noise from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
(Seems like you.)

OR

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
(Seems like me)

Evidence removed, simple answer to everything. Tightening something is good, same something is better.