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Needle in a Haystack
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle ( Read more... ) -
Reasons "Glee" should hire me as a writer
1) They have issues with continuity. I'm great with that. As an English major, it's kind of my thing to make all points line up ( Read more... ) -
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I'm so pissed off, I can't even ( Read more... ) -
Closing the Gap
You're telling several friends and me the story ( Read more... ) -
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Cat Call
Hey you got big tits ( Read more... ) -
Opening scenes of my movie, "Popping Cassie's Cherry"
Scene 1: Indoors - mid-afternoon
Fade in from black. “She's Crafty” by the Beastie Boys plays. The camera focuses on CASSIE'S feet, then slowly pans up her body. This should seem like the typical “introducing a hot girl character” shot, except that CASSIE is just average-looking. She is on the chubby side, with frizzy hair and thick eyebrows. ( Read more... ) -
Female Athletes: Here to Stay (an editorial)
This July, I was excited to watch my first X-Games. I fell in love with extreme sports while watching snowboarding, ski moguls, and speed-skating during the Vancouver Olympics last winter. Naturally, I was eager and ready to watch hours and hours of skateboarding and BMX biking the entire weekend ( Read more... ) -
FYI
I'm leaving for Seattle tomorrow. I'll be on my cruise from the 12th-20th. My internet will be spotty at best, and I'll mostly be using it for email and uploading photos to fracebook.
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Dude, what the fuck?
So I got this lovely message in my formspring inbox:
"Hi I just wanted to say that I think you're getting really inappropiate with the athletes. There are some things that just shouldn't be said. I feel you're acting like the worst kind of fangirl. Some things you say are really immature."
First of all, I'm pretty sure that this is coming from ( Read more... )