So I guess I can safely wish you a happy birthday, because I passed. Even though I shouldn't have (I didn't signal changing lanes and drove into a crosswalk but really, I'm not usually awful ( Read more... )

Motherfucker, is everybody watching that goddamned baseball game? It's that rare blue moon that I feel like going out and talking to my so-called peers, but I don't want to spend my night in front of the boob tube, so here I am with a precariously positioned tangle of hair fastened into place with about fourty bobby pins, heels, and somewhat ( Read more... )

fuck fuck layouts screweeeeeem and screw coherency too

My intention was to update both here and DJ. That hasn't worked out too well. So I'm going to try again.

HUR HUR HURsnort

I got a car today.

Cough.

And then hung out with twenty members of my soon-to-be step-family. I haven't been relegated to the ranks of the kids' table since I was nine. And I was definitely the oldest one there, and I definitely wasn't too pleased with that.

Anyway.

I need an older man. And NOOO, by older I do not mean late ( Read more... )

I'm cooler over here.