i'm in the perfect relationship

[idiosynkratic]

today someone asked me, "matt, i worked so hard and i finally got it! the perfect relationship.. but now that i have it.. i dunno, what should i do?" i reply "the perfect relationship? eh... duh! Pay her and take her back to her corner!"

NeW QuoTe oF tHe DaY: Cut off your balls and drink the kool-aid!

Comments

[calz]

dammit matt, so many liesss

[calz]

YOU SCREWED UP OMG

[deadlytoothpick]

Dammit matt, you're stupid.

[maxamilus]

I'm disappointed.