yeeeeeehaw!
*rolls down hills in his new protective garments*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My shoulder aches too. But only yesterday and today. Im sure it will fall off....i mean "wear off" soon. Dr-Fraud said the bones were suffering from some vastly complicated word I dont remember how to spell or even say. But I suspect if I translated his technical mumbo-jumbo into english he would have said "You slept on it all funny like".
In your case though he has advised me to tell you he can see you on Monday at 4:00 for a full-ectomy. In this procedure your entire body, arms, legs, and head will be surgically removed. This is the only way you can survive I am afraid.
He also wanted me to mention that although he is an expert at this kind of surgery, the survival rate is laughable.
I have booked you in, and will debit your account the appropriate fees and tax. God bless direct debit, and the fools who give out there account information.
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*swoop huggs and idiot carefully*
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*groans and does more damage as he hugs back*
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*rolls down hills in his new protective garments*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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In your case though he has advised me to tell you he can see you on Monday at 4:00 for a full-ectomy. In this procedure your entire body, arms, legs, and head will be surgically removed. This is the only way you can survive I am afraid.
He also wanted me to mention that although he is an expert at this kind of surgery, the survival rate is laughable.
I have booked you in, and will debit your account the appropriate fees and tax. God bless direct debit, and the fools who give out there account information.
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Save me a seat!
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