Asura Mows the Lawn

Apr 08, 2009 01:05

This place...

It's an inconvenience. Taking away powers and possessions that were earned and developed through many years of hard work and determination...

[Here you have Asura, just your typical, average Mayfield resident--just like the rest of you. He is making his nice announcement outside of his home while, beside him, a gas-powered lawnmower ( Read more... )

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choosemetolive April 8 2009, 05:31:32 UTC
idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:33:52 UTC
Oh? That look on your face.

What's the matter?

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choosemetolive April 8 2009, 05:35:27 UTC
What the hell did you just DO?

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:37:34 UTC
I blended my arm using a lawnmower.

Do try to keep up, child.

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eye_do April 8 2009, 05:34:58 UTC
You-

What are you doing!?

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:36:16 UTC
Knives would have taken too long, so I opted for this lawnmower.

I am experimenting.

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eye_do April 8 2009, 05:44:13 UTC
You've hurt yourself, you idiot! Stand still, I'll-

[She steps forward out of instinct, hoping to help, somehow. After a moment, she remembers just who she's speaking to, and hangs back hesitantly.]

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1/2 idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:52:26 UTC
[In front of Marie and Yukki, Asura regenerates his arm.]

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godfromthe_cell April 8 2009, 05:39:33 UTC
So this place is just

as bad as before.

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:40:47 UTC
What is wrong, boy?

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godfromthe_cell April 8 2009, 05:42:41 UTC
Everything.

You.

Me.

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:43:47 UTC
...

That's succinct.

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mayfield_mods April 8 2009, 05:45:32 UTC
Neato, mister!

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:47:01 UTC
Get off my lawn.

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mayfield_mods April 8 2009, 05:47:51 UTC
Do it again!

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 06:29:31 UTC
...

Hey, kids. Clean up my lawn. It's gotten messy. I'll give you a dollar or something.

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rainbowbrush April 8 2009, 05:48:05 UTC
[Relm is just standing there, staring in open surprise and horror. She's also trying to hide the fact that she's trembling, and failing miserably.]

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idkeatinmybff April 8 2009, 05:53:45 UTC
[Asura waves to Relm with his newly grown arm.]

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jillsandwiches April 8 2009, 05:58:49 UTC
[And Jill is between them in seconds.]

Relm, get in the house.

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rainbowbrush April 8 2009, 06:05:54 UTC
Jill... He...

[She's still trembling, but instead of running she ends up in a pile on the ground, starting at Asura.]

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