Asura Gives Cooking Tips

[idkeatinmybff]

Heeheehee.

Why, why? Now, why is everyone saying all the food is gone?

It doesn't take three eyes to see that there is plenty of food to be had.

((OoC: I'm working a lot over the next couple days, so responses may be very slow.))

Comments

[eupathetic]

What, exactly?

[idkeatinmybff]

Really? You can't guess? It's everywhere you look.

[eupathetic]

. . . You're serious?

[idkeatinmybff]

I'm giving you people your best option. Unlike you, even as a human, I can go well over a week without food.

[hide_break_play]

You mean some people haven't figured that out?

[idkeatinmybff]

Humanity has a tendency to be slow with the uptake.

[hide_break_play]

Even wild dogs would think of that faster than humans.

[idkeatinmybff]

In many ways, animals are wiser than humans.

[sataxandagai]

Where?

[idkeatinmybff]

I'll give you three tries to guess. I can't hand-hold everyone through this.

she's never going to get it, then. :|

[sataxandagai]

Um... Do you mean the animals here?

Like Hell I'm telling Osaka to resort to cannibalism!

[idkeatinmybff]

Wrong. Try again.

On a related note, the pigeons don't taste like chicken.

[properwhitemage]

That's--

[This is Porom, hanging up the phone quickly and deciding to watch her back.]

[son_of_a_digit]

You poor, poor radians...Hungry, huh? Not seeing the truth of this?

*grin* Clearly, Bandages has food at his house, and is offering to have you all over for dinner.

[idkeatinmybff]

No, I have no food, but...you are right about one thing.