Asura Doesn't Quite Celebrate Christmas

[idkeatinmybff]

Master! Master, where are you? Vajra? Where in the world could you two have gone? Did everyone forget about me again? Tck. No one ever waits for me! Lord Death! Master Shinigami! Vajra! ...Excalibur? N-No.I don't think they're here. Could it be Witches? Witch Queen Mabaa could create a space like this to trap me in, but how did I get stuck in here

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[iamtheforest]

Ohoho, I don't recall a being as strange as you being created yet! Have the other Gods been working behind my back?

[idkeatinmybff]

Oh? What this this nonsense?

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A talking...dog? One of the immortal clan?

[iamtheforest]

Talking dog? Ahahahaha! I see you truly know nothing!

I am Coyote, the greatest of all the Gods save for the Great Spriit itself! Mankind is yet far too young to survive on its own, so you will be working with us very closely!

[idkeatinmybff]

Is this some sort of trick? I don't think a 'Coyote' was on Master's list, but...

[personajesus]

[...well he sounds the same, but something seems really off here.]

...Kishin eggs?

[idkeatinmybff]

How does someone not know--nevermind!

The souls of humans becoming demons. The Grim Reaper probably left me here to get rid of them.

[personajesus]

I've never seen something like that.

[idkeatinmybff]

You'd be dead if you had.

[thebestnation]

Are you looking for someone too?

[idkeatinmybff]

Why are there so many kids?! What am I supposed to do with these kids?!

Y-Yeah. No one you'd know.

[thebestnation]

Oh. Do you want help looking for them?

[idkeatinmybff]

...No, don't bother. If either were here, it'd be obvious.

[beheadofworship]

I don't think you're crazy, mister! I woke up like this too.

But, but...

Do you really think it was witches?! My mommy says they're evil!

[idkeatinmybff]

That's because they are. I can't think of anything else that could do this but Witches, so it's probably--

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AUGH, why am I telling a kid there are Witches around?! Stupid, stupid!

[beheadofworship]

Cause I asked you about them, duh. Lying never leads to good things! That's why God said not to do it in the ten commandments.

[idkeatinmybff]

...Uh, right. Yeah.

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Uh, so...stay away from Witches. Is that what I should say? Should I tell him to stay in school or something? Aah, maybe this is why the others don't like being around me...