Comments | idkmybffcedric: just found out there's no such thing as the real world

idkmybffcedric

just found out there's no such thing as the real world

May 10, 2009 20:12

[accidental video]

[The entry opens on Dan jolting awake from where he's laying slumped on a bench, snoring softly. The right side of his face is bright red from being smushed against hard plastic. He may be drooling a little.]

I'm up, I'm up! Crap, I'm going to-- Okay. Okay, this is weird.

[He trails off, rubbing a hand over his face, and ( Read more... )

tl;dr, worst coma ever, am i in hell, brooklyn boy in a manhattan world, fml, could be chuck's fault too, idk my bff class issues, pretty sure this is blair's fault, dan humphrey is judging you, don't feed the idiot, sir pretentious douchington, get back in the idiot corner

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basstardchuck May 11 2009, 06:13:50 UTC

Humphrey. Oh joy.

1/like three maybe idk idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 06:15:24 UTC

...

Great. You.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 06:16:09 UTC

Just the last person in the world I ever wanted to see.

private; DONE idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 06:17:38 UTC

Serena said you've changed. I think you don't change. But apparently I'm not allowed to hate you as I am so justified in doing.

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andherwrench May 11 2009, 07:46:59 UTC

...wow. You sure babble a lot.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 07:58:18 UTC

It's... less babbling, more a rapid fire one sided exchange of ideas.

andherwrench May 11 2009, 08:00:06 UTC

No, I'd say it's definitely babble.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 08:01:46 UTC

Of course you do. Because this day just needed that little bit more to put it over the top.

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filtered from Merlin neverberid May 11 2009, 13:13:47 UTC

Do you ever stop talking?

filtered from Merlin idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 14:16:56 UTC

I could explain again that I was relatively certain I was dreaming or in a coma and wouldn't have anyone listening in on the... externalized internal monologue, but... no. Not often.

...Hi. Dan Humphrey. Very confused, and... still talking.

filtered from Merlin neverberid May 11 2009, 14:19:42 UTC

Dan Humphry. A strange name. Are you nobility?

filtered from Merlin idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 14:24:28 UTC

It's... pretty common where I'm from, actually.

...Apparently, there is someone here who doesn't know and love Blair Waldorf. My day just became a little less intensely unpleasant.

And no. Not that we have an official monarchy and nobility at home, but I'm not even one of the pretend ones.

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