★『twenty-five』 |

[idkmybffsatan]

Oh, come on. I didn't even do anything! Sure, I may have put my parking ticket on Ted's car or threw bags of flaming shit at houses when I was fifteen, but I haven't killed anyone.

[ rattling of metal prison bars ]I'm a good guy, okay! The devil may owns my soul, but that isn't a crime in itself, right? It wasn't my fault-- I mean, this is

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[cal_sitter]

The hero isn't always lucky enough to escape the destruction.

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[idkmybffsatan]

I wasn't even involved in the end, Cal! I was fucking tricked by both sides.

I don't get it, Cal.

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[cal_sitter]

Do you have to get it?

[ooc: This one's Niko. ;) I know his SN is confusing; even I call him Cal sometimes.]

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[idkmybffsatan]

Deities don't need a rational reason to put someone in jail? It's all just arbitrary an arbitrary joke?

Yeah. I think I get a part of it.

[ooc: kjsdflsa SOOOB I'm sorry, I realized the mistake after you commented back. ]

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[itextedyou]

You weren't at work today.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Yeah, I was in jail. Little I can do about that.

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[itextedyou]

Mmm, should I pay you? I don't know. Maybe we should consider some kind of...elective curse insurance or something.

Now answer me this. Why are you stuck in there...and I am out here?

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[idkmybffsatan]

At this point, I don't even care about the money. Actually, I don't even care if someone blows up my apartment building. Or if a giant crab decides to stampede the City. I just want out of here.

You're a lucky bastard? And I'm entirely innocent.

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[der_freischuetz]

...The devil owns your soul? Now, how interesting!