YO
DAMIEN! I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but-
Sam Oliver is the best spawn of Satan of all time. OF ALL TIME!!
[ the clatter of a communicator as it hits the floor, followed by a harsh buzz of static--]
What the hell was-
Juuuuuust kidding! Funniest one of the day, don't you think? Oh, fuck my life.
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You know I'm not affected, Lady. Decided to go with something shocking for a joke though.
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Yeah, there's no way you could be of demonic descent. Glad I'm not affected.
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I guess if you're the spawn of Satan you probably have a lot of competition.
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My soul was crafted from a demon, kind of. So uh. If it's not a joke, I don't mind.
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