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[idkmybffsatan]

Put three guys in one apartment with a kitchen, and you're just asking for all hell to break lose. Aside from the few times we've accidentally stove on fire, we've - or more like Sock - have made things that could probably be considered an official health hazard. Or even a chemical hazard

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[realstandupguy]

I think it looks delicious. I bet it tastes like breakfast in the morning smells.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Coffee with the flavors of oil and bacon fat? That's like drinking the oil left in a frying pan.

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[realstandupguy]

I like to use the bacon grease to fry up the eggs and toast in afterward, but mama usually yells at me and tosses it first.

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[idkmybffsatan]

But that's different from actually drinking it straight, or in this case, mixing it with coffee. Weird stuff happens and flavors change for the worse. Ever try mixing Baileys and soda, for instance?

[shutupsammy]

I would drink the shit out of that.

[idkmybffsatan]

Of course you would, Pepsi drinker.

[shutupsammy]

Don't judge me based on my beverage preferences.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm just saying that if you think Pepsi tastes good, no wonder bacon fat coffee sounds delicious to you.

[againstgod]

He thinks outside the norm.
I like this... Sock.

[idkmybffsatan]

Sock is a pretty likable guy, I will admit.

I kind of wish they would come to the city.

[againstgod]

Mm.
Do you like the City to think it safe for your friends?

[idkmybffsatan]

In some ways, it's no less dangerous than home. And I'm sure they'd get a kick out of all the comic and movie characters.

[downrightlinear]

And they say cinnamon in blood is bad.

[idkmybffsatan]

Why would you even put cinnamon in blood in the first place?

[downrightlinear]

To improve the quality of taste, duh. Not for me personally but for those in need.

SDFAHSL /stabs lj

[idkmybffsatan]

Uhhhhh. Isn't it supposed to taste...good to them in its original form? I mean, I always-

I'm a man. I don't read vampire novels.

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[suckeh]

Just lookin' at it makes me a little bit queasy.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Two people up there actually said it looked delicious.

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[suckeh]

Really? I like bacon just as much as any other person, but puttin' it in your coffee is just gross.

Oh, Hoyt? I'm glad to see he's makin' friends here. Lord knows I know it isn't easy. I'm Sookie Stackhouse, by the way. It's a real pleasure to meet you.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Supposedly the bacon infuses the flavors of home-cooked breakfast into the coffee.

Well, he's a nice guy. Seems to love his mother a lot, I can always appreciate that. Though I think the City will do him so good.

Nice to meet you too, Sookie. I'm Sam of the Oliver variety. (There's more Sam's than any other name here in the City.)