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[idkmybffscience]

Interesting. This isn't exactly how I remember it...

But it does seem like an effective way to subdue ghosts! That's what I call scientific progress in action.

((Ema will be experimenting with her Li'l Nethertyke Particle Accelerator on evil ghosts or monsters. Meaning that if you turn a corner too quickly, you're likely to be particle

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[rival_of_douche]

[ZUBAT is paralyzed! It may not be able to attack!]

[idkmybffscience]

Interesting. It appears that some varieties of ghosts turn into bats.

[rival_of_douche]

[ZUBAT's fully paralyzed!]

[idkmybffscience]

[EMA used POKE AT IT SCIENTIFICALLY]

Let's see. From the size of the wingspan, I can deduct that this variety of bat is native to caves, tall grass, and the ocean, and prefers to attack in swarms.

Maybe it's not a ghost after all...

[ages_like_wine]

Yes, Mistress Blan. We shall have these traps eradicated in no--AUGH, we are under attack!

[The Ghost Knight falls to the ground and POOFS]

[ages_like_wine]

What in the world?!

[idkmybffscience]

Excellent! The particle accelerator seems to be successful. Another victory for science!

[ages_like_wine]

Um, you might want to be more careful with...whatever that is.

[no_dad_no]

Lime... Jello?

IS THIS... FANSERVICE!?!?

[idkmybffscience]

I think it's more of a side effect.

[no_dad_no]

Lime Jello is only the side effect...?

Just what kind of nefarious fanservice are you experimenting with?

[idkmybffscience]

There's nothing nefarious about experimentation!

[papercranelover]

*saw a successful usage on a ghost*

...! S-such brutality!

How dare you pick on innocent ghosts! What did they ever do to you?

[idkmybffscience]

Don't worry, I still haven't studied all of the effects, but scientifically speaking, you can't kill a deceased spirit.

But haven't you ever seen movies? I think stopping vengeful ghosts from haunting people is definitely a job for science.

[papercranelover]

It's still bullying the poor things.

[idkmybffscience]

No...

I'm sure they don't mind. I haven't gotten any that weren't trying to attack me...except for a few that just startled me.

[puppy_genocide]

[Fortunately for Ema, Sasuke closed his delicious and valuable eyes at the first threat of mysterious ooze. Unfortunately for Sasuke, he attempted to flip out of the way with his hax ninja skills as well, and is now stuck in a position that would make any practicing chiropractor burst into tears. He is currently looking very unhappy indeed.]

[idkmybffscience]

Are you a ghost?

[puppy_genocide]

[Sasuke's trying to talk without opening his mouth - who knows what sinister poisons lurk in the slimy depths. The resulting vocalizations may vaguely resemble the words, "What kind of stupid question is that?"]