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[idkmybffscience]

I've noticed a lot of people have been feeling down and out lately! Well, that's no good! Fortunately, science should be able to compensate for what you've been lacking. It seems I've been on a scientific roll lately! I even tracked down those prinny perps, but, um...it looks like someone else got there first

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[middest_boss]

Science, huh? Now there is an interesting stance to take. Does science have an explanation for my unparalleled strength and good looks?

[idkmybffscience]

I'm sure a formula could be devised, if you were interested.

[middest_boss]

Oh? Moi would definitely be interested in learning the science behind such an unexplained phenomenon.

[idkmybffscience]

Let's see...

[Insert highly complicated yet astonishingly accurate formula here!]

[papercranelover]

If I fold paper, the result turns into a multi-tentacled monstrosity bent on eating cookies.

Do you know what I can do to...stop this?

[idkmybffscience]

What about a handy powerpoint instruction? Or a machine that folds paper automatically?

[papercranelover]

Hm, would such a machine still make cranes that are made with love and heartful consideration?

[idkmybffscience]

I'm sure I'll be able to isolate the formula that generates love and heartful consideration, yes!

[darkmastern]

Oh! maybe you could help! I would take any help I can get at the moment!

Every time I try to help someone.. or clean something.. every time I try to do a good deed it backfires and causes a lot of trouble!

[idkmybffscience]

Oh no, that's awful! But science can help! What if I built you a super helpful helper robot?

[darkmastern]

A helper robot? Hmmm.. that might work! so long as it doesn't somehow go crazy and attack everyone....

[idkmybffscience]

My science projects have been working really well this week. There's still a chance of interference from the Universal Law of Funny, though.