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[idkmybffsean]

[The comm clicks on to a closeup of Joe's eye. He laughs, turns the comm over in his hands and lets the image spin. It is entirely Joe's intention to make people watching feel sick.]

Y'know, these things're pretty cool. Be better if there wasn't a whole buncha people whinin' over 'em all the time, but I'll take what I can get.

[There. Joe's said his

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[derpvideo on derpmand]

[skinbrand]

[Oh em gee the comm is making funny beeps andHOLY CRAP THAT'S A BIG EYE AND IT'S SPINNING--

It's a boy! And... his language is funny like everybody else's. How he got into the device, she has no clue. Nel's own video pops up after enough poking of the buttons. Her face does not invade the frame but it's still very close, given how closely she peers. Have two unblinking violet eyes staring into your soul.]

[Video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe leaps back when the video clicks on. He really wasn't expecting that.]

...Uh. Hi?

[He's trying not to stare back.]

[Video]

[skinbrand]

[Nel gasps and yelps at him in her alien gibberish.]

Are you trapped inside there!?

[Video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe stares. Her eyes are kinda cool.]

What're ya sayin', lass? I can't understand you.

[text]

[mutedevents]

[Oh god, that is making her nauseous. Good thing Jinx taught her the miracle of text posts!]

Can you please stop spinning that?

[video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe stops long enough to read her message. He grins and puts a hand to his ear.]

What's that? Spin faster??

[He's just gonna keep on spinning it, and throw it around a bit for good measure.]

Wooo!!

[audio] {Máel}

[mutedevents]

[Oh my god Joe you little bastard. Jael squeezes her eyes shut and hits buttons, trying to make it stop and instead hitting the audio button.

Of course, it sounds like Greek, but that won't stop her from trying.]

Stop!

[Video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Listen to him laugh at you, Jael!]

What?

[He stops long enough to look into the comm again. The boy sways theatrically and he crosses his eyes, feigning sickness.]

Are ya gonna hurl?

[GRIIIIN.]

[lilstndrdpckge]

What th' shit is yer problem.

[Video]

[idkmybffsean]

[SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN]

M'fuckin' bored.

[Audio]

[lilstndrdpckge]

That's nice. But not every damn person here cares.

[Video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe flings the comm around a bit.]

Aye. Well I don't care 'bout them either. At least I'm havin' fun.

[chopshopgoddess]

...Joe.

Hey Joe, want to go do something fun?

[Ooooh like, say get you AWAY from the comms so you stop making little girls cry?]

[video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Now that gets his attention. Joe clicks the video back on. The footage us deliberately sideways.]

Hey! Uh... What kinda fun?

[Girls have no idea what fun is.]

[video]

[chopshopgoddess]

Wanna go to the racing deck and take apart a car?

[video]

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe leans so that he can look into the camera right way up. Sure it would be easier to turn the camera, but turning his whole body is more fun.]

...okay! Where's that? Are we allowed? Are y'sure y'dont know my Da?

[ntjstapwn]

*asfdfhfgj*

Kid, stop that.

[video]

[idkmybffsean]

[The video feed kicks on to upsidedown footage of Joe.]

Stop what?

audio

[ntjstapwn]

Fucking with the cell like that.

[video]

[idkmybffsean]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Joe's just going to spin the comm where it sits one the counter. Wheeeee upsidedown spinny room yaaay!]