ninety-three. [voice post]

[idkmybfftony]

Guys! I need a plane!

Does anyone have a copy of those plans to build one from a while back?

Comments

[mashespotatoes]

You're going to hurt yourself.

[idkmybfftony]

I'll be fine! Heroes must know when to properly risk their lives for the public!

[mashespotatoes]

But this isn't for a good cause, it's for an idiotic dare.

[idkmybfftony]

It's to show off how awesome I am! That's not idiotic!

[bonnefois]

What on earz do you need a plane for?!

[idkmybfftony]

To jump out of!

1/2

[bonnefois]

...

[bonnefois]

Well, zen, enjoy yourself!

[hurricanebomber]

....Why.

[idkmybfftony]

Because! Austria dared me to make jumping out of a plane look cool!

[hurricanebomber]

How did that even come up?

[idkmybfftony]

It started with him saying Arnold was Austrian but I said he's German because he talks like Germany's people and he said no, Austrians can be cool, but they don't speak Australian or have kangaroos, so I asked Austria to jump out of a plane to prove how extreme Austrians can be and he dared me to make it not look too reckless and dangerous!

...so I said I would.

[helena_campbell]

...Why do you need a plane?

[idkmybfftony]

Because, I-

[Oh. Um. Must distract her from all potential bad planning. He can be smooth about this.]

Because!

[helena_campbell]

...Because...?

[idkmybfftony]

....

Austria dared me to jump out of a plane.

[Voice]

[crymogaea]

Uh...why do you need a plane?

[Voice]

[idkmybfftony]

To jump out of!

[Voice]

[crymogaea]

...okay. Maybe the closet can give you one.