ninety-four. [voice]
Hey guys! Guess what today is? Guess.
....
Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!
Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war!
I know, I almost forgot what today was, but then I saw something that made me realize that today is awesome because it's kinda like the official day when I fixed Germany and we became friends!
....
Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!
Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war!
I know, I almost forgot what today was, but then I saw something that made me realize that today is awesome because it's kinda like the official day when I fixed Germany and we became friends!