ninety-five. [accidental video/action]

[idkmybfftony]

H-hello? Is anyone there? What is this thing...?

[a few buttons are pressed and there is America, except a hundred years younger. Yay progressives and prohibition, everyone telling him what to do, and of course he's still insanely isolationist. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE WHERE IS HE AHHHH. Plus he looks younger and thinner and completely horrifiedBoss?

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[voice]

[azureflamegod]

...America? Ah, is something wrong?

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

I'm not supposed to be here...

[voice]

[azureflamegod]

Ah? You appear younger...

Do you not remember Wonderland? My records say that you have been here for over nine months.

[voice]

[idkmybfftony]

Why does everyone keep asking me these questions?! I can't think of appropriate answers and I... I...

[Panic attack yessss hyperventilating is awesome.]

[bonnefois]

Your boss is not 'ere. Nobody's is...

[idkmybfftony]

France...?

I... y-yes, I know. Otherwise he'd be here. He wouldn't..

[bonnefois]

Of course, 'e wouldn't. Your William Taft is a good person, oui?

[idkmybfftony]

....uh huh.

[insert young teenage confusion awkward wibbling.]

[sunneverset]

Shouldn't you be a bit more preoccupied with reconstruction?

[idkmybfftony]

[....oh shit.]

I know what I'm supposed to be doing.

[sunneverset]

And what exactly is that, pray tell?

[idkmybfftony]

...

Boss doesn't want me talking to you.

[alterdreveries]

What's wrong? Are you lost?

[idkmybfftony]

I'm not supposed to be here.

[alterdreveries]

umm... no offense... but... none of us are s'pose to be here.

[idkmybfftony]

....

[rebelroses]

What's with you, Mister Grumpy Gills~

[Granted that Finding Nemo wasn't out 1 years ago, she's refering back to that. She's just mentally 7 years old.]

[idkmybfftony]

I'm not grumpy.

[rebelroses]

Oh~ okay~ mister why are you so annoyed?

[She's 7 mentally, mind her xD]

[idkmybfftony]

I... I'm not annoyed.