The Bill

[idling]

(Last ep I saw was the latest round of station bombing)

This Gabriel business has gone on too long and, given lack of evidence, looks like it'll keep going.
I was think that what The Bill needs now is a visit from Lord Flashheart.

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[calla_s]

This Gabriel business has gone on too long

Bloody oath.

what The Bill needs now is a visit from Lord Flashheart

who?

[idling]

"Flash by name, Flash by nature!"
Rik Mayall's characters in Blackadder. You know, the one who took out his self-styled great adversary, The Red Baron.

I'm against capital punishment, but it would go something like this...

Flash to Ackland: Come on spunk. Let's go back to my place and [some sexual metaphor].
Ackland: But what can we do about Gabriel?
Flash: THIS! (bang!) [Flash shoots Gabriel once with a pistol, killing him instantly]
[As Flash and June walk out, arm in arm, that explosive probationer walks past]
THUD!
[Flash fells the stupid prick with a killer headbutt]

oooh, I think I just wrote my first fanfic!

[calla_s]

Flashheart vs The Red Baron - Ah, is that that slightly disturbing gay subtext scene?

oooh, I think I just wrote my first fanfic!

I like it! And you get major points for a The Bill/Blackadder crossover. (At least, from those of us who like bizarre crossovers; ignore those who don't. People who don't like insane crossovers don't *deserve* food).