EXO || November drabble 'week' (day one)

[idolkiller]

i don't know much about love songs but i can sort of rap
Kris/Chanyeol (ambiguous gay chicken??)
G, ~1.7k wc.

prompt from one_if_by_land: "Krisyeol rapping together and Chanyeol delicately trying to give Kris tips while fanning his vanity at the same time" (spoiler: the prompt is more exciting than the drabble)

Comments

[sandra_hall]

Bacon's a superstar in this. Your ladder metaphor made me compose an exo talent ladder, unfortunately my ranking reward mediocrity in multiple fields over being exemplary in 1. Kris was at the bottom T_T

[idolkiller]

he's a superstar everywhere tbh T___T and LMAO oh poor kris... good thing everyone already knew this was coming...
thank you for your comment! :D

[threewalls]

This is really lovely.

[idolkiller]

thank you so much! i'm so pleased you enjoyed it :")

[falsetheorem]

so excited to read this ;~;

the starting was already so cute omg the speaker phone part was hilariouhasdlaksjldkja. kris was a man baby urgh. so cute ihu, pls roll over a cliff, you. NO ONE BEATS YIXING AT BEING A PERFECTIONIST except zitao when hes stanning. duizhang "You already spent forty minutes yesterday practicing 'Two Moons' over the phone," presh otp so qt practising awful rapping on the phone :'D
Kris is on the lower rungs of the talent ladder in SME, stop being so honest omg but at least his face is the best. kris has the best face in the world ;e; also, he has a talent for having big hands

hyung, do you ever, have you listened to rap? Of course, Kris replied, slowly, and Chanyeol had spent the next three minutes trying to get his foot out of his mouth. omg i made a sound and someone (MY MOM) stared at me. chanyeol manhandling kris ;~; it was so hot (shut up) and jongin was so adorable with rolling onto this stomach and making grabby motions haha. kris should stop rapping and sing sandy lam forever ;~; duizhang wo ai

[idolkiller]

HAHAHAhAh yeah whatever man, KRIS DOESN'T NEED MUSICAL TALENT ANYWAY, he already has his hands full w/ being best duizhang and best face and best human, is there even space in his body to fit in 'talent'!!!? & manhandling is my favourite tbh :Q_________

omg OMG if it were really reincarnation this fic would've been like 20x more interesting damn alksdfj.... thank you for your lovely comments!!!! ;~~~~~;

[kenkabu]

ugh beeeeeesssttt!!! What a lovely fic! I know this is Kris/Chanyeol but I love how you included so much interaction from the other members, from Baekhyun's teasing to Chen talking in the background of Kris' call (also, your Chen is the CUTEST. "DATES!" DKJA:DAJ). And Chanyeol's casual possessiveness! swoon

ALSO what I really liked (besides everything i guess) was that you address Kris' ineptitude at rapping without making painting him like a loser or something -- I mean specifically in the way that everyone, especially Kris and Chanyeol, recognizes Kris' weaknesses, but they still love him and support him and waaaah Chanyeol trying to so hard to help Kris improve! hyung, do you ever, have you listened to rap? CHANYEOLDJALD:AJDA:LDDJ

[idolkiller]

OMG this comment is so lovely??? thanks for taking the time to write it, i'm really really glad you enjoyed the fic! ;_____;
i think writing the background characters and friendly banter is possibly my favourite part anyway LOL so i'm pleased that worked for you keke. AND I'M PLEASED YOU POINTED OUT ALL MY FAVOURITE INDULGENT THINGS, like the password and the non-kissing and aaaah your comment is basically everything i was trying to aim for, so :***** <3

[ext_2075539]

Aw~ Really like it <3

I'm Vietnamese and I want to translate your fic into Vietnamese. Will you allow me to translate your fic?

Please reply me. Thank you.

<3

[idolkiller]

i'm glad you enjoyed it! :') feel free to translate the fic as long as you link back to this original entry. i'd also love to get a link to your translation once it's complete!

thanks for asking!

[ext_2075539]

Thank you for your acceptance. My translation is in progress.

But sorry if I ask a stupid question. I don't understand the phrases "richfuck" and "PA" in the prompt of Day Two. Can you explain them to me?

Ah, why don't you continue to write Day 5, 6 and 7? TT^TT

[idolkiller]

i'm not positive about this, but i think "richfuck" is basically a short form of "rich fucker" or "rich asshole". and a "PA" is a personal assistant! :> hopefully that helps

SOBS I RLY WANT TO i've just been stumped forever ;;;;; my apologies