EXO || make it last forever (Tao/Sehun)

[idolkiller]

make it last forever
Tao/Sehun
NC-17, ~2.4k.

"Internet buddies finally meet after a long time!"
drabble for this prompt on exopromptmeme (and as a fandom-warming gift for preorder~)

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[preorder]

CRIES C R I E S I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIC OF MY DREAMS

ok I actually haven't read yet brb BUT ALSO I ALREADY KNOW IT IS THE FIC OF MY DREAMS

OK I ACTUALLY READ IT/it's not 3am so I can comment

IDOLKILLER JIE IDOLKILLER JIE WHERE DO I EVEN START ♫♪♩ヾ(＾Д＾)ﾉ♫♪♩ THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU/THIS FIC RN ;~~~~~;

First of all this is SO CUTE it's seriously so cute like this is the Taohun dynamic of my dreams ;____; it's just so cute and cuddly, their dumb and easy flirting BUT ALSO AWKWARD JUST LIKE IRL INTERNET MEETUPS!! (ok not like I would know I guess) like: Zitao ducks his head, biting back a smile. "You're cuter," he says, the quietest he's been since he yelled Sehun's name and barrelled towards him at the airport. WOW YOUR ZITAO IS S O C U T E I want to die

"I haven't taken it off since you sent it to me," Sehun admits. They both smile at each other, and half of Sehun wants to melt away in the sheer masculine indignity. The other half wants to melt out of giddiness./ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME/ THIS TAOHUN idolkiller

[idolkiller]

SCREAMS GTFO YOU CUTIE ugh gtfo gtfo go b cute somewhere else (but write me fic first)

WASN'T I ALWAYS TAO!!!!! no one wants ur fumbily clawed off face ok pls at least carefully remove it with an x-acto knife before bestowing it upon anyone....................... cries "rip preorder" srsly gtfo i'm going to delete your comment i can't bear to look at it i'm too ,/////,

[one_if_by_land]

this fic is giving me a toothache from sweetness and i'm dying at the image of taohun as puppies nosing at each other but killer-sshi, i think there's some mistake with the formatting because i can't seem to find TAO IS A POOL OF LAVA AND SEHUN FALLS IN AND DIES OF THIRD DEGREE BURNS that was promised in the preview????

[idolkiller]

that's in the rare secret level ~bad end~ u____u*

[warmboys]

NOOOOOO everything is so cute u__u "You're so cute," Zitao says to the fic. he's right...

dying at them making out after eating dried squid /_\ tru luv

where is the nc-17 part of this fic??????? when you control f "d*ck" it only shows 1 result :( there are no c*cks either

[idolkiller]

YOU'RE SO WEIRD YOU'RE SO WEIRD I CAN'T EVEN WITH HOW WEIRD YOU ARE

[warmboys]

I'M NEVER COMMENTING AGAIN >:(

[windowright]

THIS IS WRONG SEHUN IS TOO CUTE AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING WITH EACH OTHER SEHUN'S NOT DEAF AND ZITAO CAN APPARENTLY SPEAK KOREAN

I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK

[idolkiller]

pls see preorder for any returns and or exchanges~

[windowright]

BUT U R THE MERCHANT

[idolkiller]

I'M AN INTERMEDIARY like amazon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hipployta]

This is too adorable...TaoHun slaying the world

[idolkiller]

thank you!!! :') and UGH I KNOW, total K.O pls boys have some mercy x__x