i would watch a show about us repeatedly.
because in all honesty, it's a lot better than laguna beach.

the real, honest story about our lives, well-edited, of course.

i really enjoyed tonight.
i dont like to reminisce a lot, but when i do it's always good

i went to the store and bought some jammers.

i cut my finger on salad dressing.

i became a salad today.

we had close calls with nature tonight, including a drunk skunk and a somersaulting deer.

"neosporin+pain relief" made my salad dressing cut hurt more.

i don't wanna do laundry.

alice <3's mary jane ( Read more... )

i feel like everywhere i go people are just fighting. not the good kind of fighting like bite-the-curb fighting, but fighting like me and my brother did 6 years ago. i can't stand listening to it. it drives me insane. just stupid bitchy fighting. so please, everyone, refrain from stupid bitchy fighting in my presence. haha. i can't talk to boys ( Read more... )

transporter two was the shit. that dude is hott like gerald but not as hott as the audi a6. i gotta sleep before i die. or vomit. or pass out.

i feel like the fourth guy in green day.

so yeah im 18 now. i'll probably just buy some trans-sexual porn and send it to albany ( Read more... )

somehow a mosquito (or a few) attacked only my left ankle like 12 times.

i love boys in clamdiggers.

my new favorite music video is ok go's "a million ways". it beat out fall out boy's tales of 1/2 people, 1/2 deer descrimination.

canada.

quebec.

montreal.

get the house brew.

and a bass player too.

its true.... beer makes me talk about my hopes and dreams and ambitions.
just remember; it doesnt take a big man to knock somebody down, just a little courage to lift them off the ground.
beer also gives me hiccups. im gonna go take care of that.
i saw chris from my auto clas!! that was fun too.

dear diary ( Read more... )

IM IN CAPS LOCK.
IM IN SHELL SHOCK.
YOU JUST DID EVERYTHING I THOUGHT OF.
I KNOW ALL OF YOUR MISTAKES.
THE FEELING'S GETTING MORE URGENT.
AND YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE.
NICE SOLO.
NICE DUET.

and i love the dirty pickle boy too.