interview with the potters
Title: Interview with The Potters
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 025 - Too much
Word Count: 600
Summary: A magazine runs a feature on Harry and Draco.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Mild language
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
It’s a gloriously hot day and coldness is sitting on a park bench. Not the most glamorous of locations when meeting with arguably the most famous wizard in the world but Harry Potter (22) insisted that this is where we meet. Just as coldness thinks that this is a wind up and Harry’s not coming, he turns up with a small bunch of flowers. He tells us he saw them on the way here and they were so pretty he couldn’t resist. coldness just about melts into a puddle right there. But Harry is already taken. Now in the past, coldness hasn’t been very nice to Draco Malfoy (22) but Harry is clearly besotted. coldness finds out why…
Harry, what attracted you to Draco?
Harry: His eyes. [Draco smiles] His personality.
But didn’t he use to want you dead? [At this point Draco flashes us an evil glare]
H: Yes. Yes, he did. But we’ve moved on from that now, right honey?
Harry, do you ever think that Draco might turn on you again?
H: No. This is love. True love. We’ll be together forever.
Even with his proven track record? [Harry frowns and pauses for a moment]
H: Yes.
Draco: When do I get some questions?
Soon. Harry, do you trust Draco even though he was somewhat of a slut before you got together?
D: Now wait just a -
Excuse me, but we’re asking Harry. Harry?
H: A slut?
D: No! They’re lying!
Our sources tell us that you used to be the personal plaything of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
D: How dare you come up with this… this… outrageousness!
H: Personal plaything?
D: No! I wasn’t!
He was [Draco flashes us another evil glare]
D: I was not.
He was. Harry, how do you feel about your boyfriend being the ex of the your former nemesis who tried to kill you at birth?
H: Well we shared so many other things. Why not Draco too? [Laughs while Draco remains stony-faced]
Harry, have you planned a ceremony yet?
H: Actually, Draco’s in charge of the ceremony.
D: [Excitedly] Yes, I am! We’re going to have white lilies and -
Great. Harry, is it stressful being one of the most famous wizards in the world?
H: It can be.
Do you get recognised a lot in public?
H: When I go out I wear a cap and shades and most of the time it works great as a disguise [Laughs]
Draco, is it stressful being in a relationship with one of the most famous wizards in the world?
D: No.
Even though he’s famous? Surely you must feel somewhat insecure? Does it all get a bit too much for you sometimes? [Draco’s mouth drops open and Harry sniggers]
D: No..
H: Draco doesn’t know the meaning of the word insecure... Except when we used to play against each other in Quidditch! He always felt insecure then!
D: No, I didn’t!
Who’s the better player?
H and D: Me!
Harry, is there any celebrity you have a crush on?
H: No. At least not while Draco’s in the room [Laughs] Just kidding, babe! [Draco makes an attempt to smile but glares at coldness with what can only be described as pure hatred in his eyes.]
Draco, is there any celebrity you have a crush on?
D: No. I love Harry. [Harry pulls Draco towards him and gives him one of the most explicit kisses coldness has ever seen. When Harry pulls away, Draco looks stunned at first before smiling sweetly and grabbing his hand]
D: [Cockily] Put that in your article, bitch!
…Okay.
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: PG
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 025 - Too much
Word Count: 600
Summary: A magazine runs a feature on Harry and Draco.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Mild language
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
It’s a gloriously hot day and coldness is sitting on a park bench. Not the most glamorous of locations when meeting with arguably the most famous wizard in the world but Harry Potter (22) insisted that this is where we meet. Just as coldness thinks that this is a wind up and Harry’s not coming, he turns up with a small bunch of flowers. He tells us he saw them on the way here and they were so pretty he couldn’t resist. coldness just about melts into a puddle right there. But Harry is already taken. Now in the past, coldness hasn’t been very nice to Draco Malfoy (22) but Harry is clearly besotted. coldness finds out why…
Harry, what attracted you to Draco?
Harry: His eyes. [Draco smiles] His personality.
But didn’t he use to want you dead? [At this point Draco flashes us an evil glare]
H: Yes. Yes, he did. But we’ve moved on from that now, right honey?
Harry, do you ever think that Draco might turn on you again?
H: No. This is love. True love. We’ll be together forever.
Even with his proven track record? [Harry frowns and pauses for a moment]
H: Yes.
Draco: When do I get some questions?
Soon. Harry, do you trust Draco even though he was somewhat of a slut before you got together?
D: Now wait just a -
Excuse me, but we’re asking Harry. Harry?
H: A slut?
D: No! They’re lying!
Our sources tell us that you used to be the personal plaything of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
D: How dare you come up with this… this… outrageousness!
H: Personal plaything?
D: No! I wasn’t!
He was [Draco flashes us another evil glare]
D: I was not.
He was. Harry, how do you feel about your boyfriend being the ex of the your former nemesis who tried to kill you at birth?
H: Well we shared so many other things. Why not Draco too? [Laughs while Draco remains stony-faced]
Harry, have you planned a ceremony yet?
H: Actually, Draco’s in charge of the ceremony.
D: [Excitedly] Yes, I am! We’re going to have white lilies and -
Great. Harry, is it stressful being one of the most famous wizards in the world?
H: It can be.
Do you get recognised a lot in public?
H: When I go out I wear a cap and shades and most of the time it works great as a disguise [Laughs]
Draco, is it stressful being in a relationship with one of the most famous wizards in the world?
D: No.
Even though he’s famous? Surely you must feel somewhat insecure? Does it all get a bit too much for you sometimes? [Draco’s mouth drops open and Harry sniggers]
D: No..
H: Draco doesn’t know the meaning of the word insecure... Except when we used to play against each other in Quidditch! He always felt insecure then!
D: No, I didn’t!
Who’s the better player?
H and D: Me!
Harry, is there any celebrity you have a crush on?
H: No. At least not while Draco’s in the room [Laughs] Just kidding, babe! [Draco makes an attempt to smile but glares at coldness with what can only be described as pure hatred in his eyes.]
Draco, is there any celebrity you have a crush on?
D: No. I love Harry. [Harry pulls Draco towards him and gives him one of the most explicit kisses coldness has ever seen. When Harry pulls away, Draco looks stunned at first before smiling sweetly and grabbing his hand]
D: [Cockily] Put that in your article, bitch!
…Okay.
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.