TV Addict
Title: Kindness [1/2]
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: G
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 034 - Ancient
Word Count: 200
Summary: Draco loves television
Warnings: (at your discretion) None
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
Harry looked over his shoulder at the TV that had the volume blaring out much louder than necessary and Draco sitting on the sofa with a big bowl of popcorn. Draco smiled and Harry smiled back before turning around and coughing down a laugh. Draco hadn’t quite got the concept that you usually eat popcorn when you watch movies and not just for any old programme. But ever since Harry brought a television for their apartment and made popcorn in the microwave one night before they sat down to watch a film Draco was hooked. And now, at five-thirty on Tuesday afternoon he was sitting back, chucking popcorn in his mouth and grinning wildly. One of his favourite shows was on.
“Harry! Harry, it’s happening!”
Harry sighed. “Is it?”
“Yes, look!”
“Draco, I -”
“Look! It’s really funny!”
Harry reluctantly looked at the TV. Someone was about to be voted off.
“You are the weakest link.”
Draco was on tenterhooks.
“…Goodbye!”
Draco cackled loudly. “Did you see it? Did you see it!?”
“Yes.”
“She’s brilliant! Putting those nobodies in their place. Look at him! Walking off with his head hung in shame. That’s what you get for being so old and unintelligent! Look, Harry! He’s so old he’s having trouble getting off his stand! Look!”
“…You are all heart, Draco.”
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.
Title: JP/C is love [2/2]
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: R
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 035 - Severe
Word Count: 200
Summary: Harry and Draco discuss Hollyoaks politics
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sex talk
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
Harry and Draco were sitting in front of the TV on Wednesday evening. Draco, Harry noticed, was sitting next to his usual bowl of popcorn that was placed to the side furthest away from him most likely so Draco wouldn’t be as obligated to share. Hollyoaks was on and Craig Dean was toying with John-Paul’s emotions, just moments after being with Sarah. Draco turned to Harry.
“If you had to sleep with someone from Hollyoaks who would it be?”
“John-Paul.”
Draco snickered. “I thought so - he’s everyone’s hero. A bit like you really.”
“Prick.”
“You love it.”
“And what about you?”
“Craig.”
Harry grinned. “You got a thing for ‘straight’ guys?”
Draco scoffed. “I’d choose Craig because by the time I’d be finished with his arse he wouldn’t know the meaning of the word straight! He wouldn’t be able to walk straight, he wouldn’t be able to think straight - I’d severely fuck with him in every sense of the word. I’d pound him into the ground and by the end of it he’d be crying like a baby yet moaning like a bitch in heat because his hole feels empty without my cock buried deep inside it… A bit like you really.”
“Cunt.”
“You love it.”
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: G
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 034 - Ancient
Word Count: 200
Summary: Draco loves television
Warnings: (at your discretion) None
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
Harry looked over his shoulder at the TV that had the volume blaring out much louder than necessary and Draco sitting on the sofa with a big bowl of popcorn. Draco smiled and Harry smiled back before turning around and coughing down a laugh. Draco hadn’t quite got the concept that you usually eat popcorn when you watch movies and not just for any old programme. But ever since Harry brought a television for their apartment and made popcorn in the microwave one night before they sat down to watch a film Draco was hooked. And now, at five-thirty on Tuesday afternoon he was sitting back, chucking popcorn in his mouth and grinning wildly. One of his favourite shows was on.
“Harry! Harry, it’s happening!”
Harry sighed. “Is it?”
“Yes, look!”
“Draco, I -”
“Look! It’s really funny!”
Harry reluctantly looked at the TV. Someone was about to be voted off.
“You are the weakest link.”
Draco was on tenterhooks.
“…Goodbye!”
Draco cackled loudly. “Did you see it? Did you see it!?”
“Yes.”
“She’s brilliant! Putting those nobodies in their place. Look at him! Walking off with his head hung in shame. That’s what you get for being so old and unintelligent! Look, Harry! He’s so old he’s having trouble getting off his stand! Look!”
“…You are all heart, Draco.”
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.
Title: JP/C is love [2/2]
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: R
Prompt Set: 50.1
Prompt: 035 - Severe
Word Count: 200
Summary: Harry and Draco discuss Hollyoaks politics
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language, sex talk
Notes: for 100quills and x-posted to idontgiveafaux and others.
Harry and Draco were sitting in front of the TV on Wednesday evening. Draco, Harry noticed, was sitting next to his usual bowl of popcorn that was placed to the side furthest away from him most likely so Draco wouldn’t be as obligated to share. Hollyoaks was on and Craig Dean was toying with John-Paul’s emotions, just moments after being with Sarah. Draco turned to Harry.
“If you had to sleep with someone from Hollyoaks who would it be?”
“John-Paul.”
Draco snickered. “I thought so - he’s everyone’s hero. A bit like you really.”
“Prick.”
“You love it.”
“And what about you?”
“Craig.”
Harry grinned. “You got a thing for ‘straight’ guys?”
Draco scoffed. “I’d choose Craig because by the time I’d be finished with his arse he wouldn’t know the meaning of the word straight! He wouldn’t be able to walk straight, he wouldn’t be able to think straight - I’d severely fuck with him in every sense of the word. I’d pound him into the ground and by the end of it he’d be crying like a baby yet moaning like a bitch in heat because his hole feels empty without my cock buried deep inside it… A bit like you really.”
“Cunt.”
“You love it.”
you can see my other fics for 100quills HERE. they are all one shots so do not have to be read in any particular order.