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[idony]

Ok, call me crazy, and yes, I've been out of the dating game for a long time now, but I don't really think the rules have changed all that much. So, obviously, someone needs to clue in the following fellows that their methods, while indeed innovative and amusing, are not precisely what it takes to get the girl. (Not that I'm available to be

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[megapope]

I have a cellphone, AND I manage an ice hockey ring. When I'm not fighting aliens with my genetically engineered canine side kick, Astro Dog. In my spare time, I enjoy walks in the park, picnics, and ripping off the heads of babies. GAH, FORGET THAT LAST BIT PLZ!!!11

[kleinerkolibri]

man o man o man.....such winners! maybe even better than the "i finally broke up with my girlfriend whose abortion i just funded" comment, followed by blank silence..while he waits for that to spark a conversation...mmm..gimme some of that!

[idony]

Oh, now that's a good one. Damn.