COMING SOON - "A Week of Futons"

[idrawstuffalot]

As my ever increasing sense of self-importance dictates, I feel the need to bestow upon you, the oh-so deserving random internet reader and/or literate friend of mine, the story of my last week in real time. With added lying for entertainment and ego-satisfaction. In a few days, the story of my journey across the futons of PA will be presented,

Comments

purple hands

[raleighstclair]

key notes for your saga:

walking around rosemont barefoot

crazy spiritual babble

white zinfindal

hair dye

Re: purple hands

[idrawstuffalot]

Damn skippy, bitch!

let's not forget:
- paper theft in the extremes
- godiva chocolate liquore and 100 proof shnaps
- that movie we didn't watch at all
- me being very Pro-suicide and ignoring the "I wonder if you'd have said that if you knew my mom killed herself..." speeches. I am amazing.