September 10th, 2005 - MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN permiers on SCI-FI channel ( Read more... )

Awwwww ( Read more... )

Next week.....

I HAVE THREE DAYS OFF!!!

While this year is the usual stressed, non-sleep, "my god how much more weight can i lose before this MONSTER HEAD starts to shrink!??!" blah blah blah, but next week I am happy.

You should be happy - reserve your AJ time slot NOW.

Operators are standing by. So...call!

Now!

NOW

Leo July 23 - August 22
You've always thought that breast implants were kind of sad, but you'll wind up with nine of them anyway.

WOW


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1. Never trust safe, 'smart' decisions. They always lead to uninteresting, mediocre times. Fuck that. Risk it. Get caught by the cops and laugh while they cuff you.

G. I forget.

right now, this second -

I'm crawling into a dark hole with an army of hunny buns.

DELICIOUS

1) Uninformed, sentimental expression of depression, sadness and/or loss ( Read more... )

I have either Sunday or Monday coming up off this week. PREPARE YOURSELF ( Read more... )

Things to Know For Life (from AJ, your source of sagely, misguided wisdom ( Read more... )