i dunno........

[ieatberries]

stolen from
lestatspoet

Turned ON or OFF when he:
dresses like a skater/biker: on
dresses like a grandpa: off
dresses like a prep: depends
dresses like a hobo: off
dresses in all black: depends
doesn't care what he wears: off
sings: on
plays in a band: on
is skinnier than you: off
is bigger than you: on
is shorter than you: off
is taller than you: on
has straight teeth: depends
wears braces: off
has chapped lips: off
has green eyes: on
has blue eyes: on
has brown eyes: on
has long hair: sometimes
has curly hair: depends
has red hair: sometimes
has straight hair: on
has short hair: on
drinks alcohol: off
smokes: off
smokes pot: off
wears glasses: depends
has blonde hair: eh
has black hair: on
is tan: on...
works out: depends
smiles more than frowns: on
calls you just to say HI: on
smacks your butt: off
compliments you: on
shaves his armpits: off
wears jewelry: off
has bigger feet than you: i dunno
has smaller feet than you: see above
wears cologne: off (it makes me sneeze)
smiles when you walk into the room: On
plays a sport: depends on sport