Words rendered ineligible for use in final paper:

[ieatpotatos]

-travesty (why not?! so unclear)
-slackerly (Merriam-Webster said, No, bitch.)

Words used successfully in said academic treatise:
-despicable
-jack-rabbit
-sonofabitsch goddam

Still on the verge, still a friend glutton (not a friendly greedy whore; let's not get confused), still  uncertain about things vaguely related to hypochondriac schizophrenia

Comments

[the_____shotgun]

Liz! I wrote you a letter! Email me your address?

ps, i did not, unfortunately, use the words despicable, jack-rabbit, or sonofabitch in my letter. Sorry.