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Everything we do must come from some deeper part of us
Everything we do must affect us beyond the obvious
If you study music and all you learn is how to play songs
you've missed the point
If you study art and all you learn is how to paint a picture
you've missed the point
If you study martial arts and all you learn is how to fight
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"It's a circucision of the heart..."
A friend of mine mentioned some Jewish stuff to me and somehow I ended up watching this. I think it's pretty hilarious.
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Verbs is Funny
A boy who swims may say he swum,
But milk is skimmed and seldom skum,
And nails you trim; they are not trum.
When words you speak, these words are spoken,
But a nose is tweaked and can't be twoken.
And what you seek is seldom soken.
If we forget, then we've forgotten,
But things we wet are never wotten,
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"He will exult over you by singing a happy song."
Zephaniah 3:17
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Normals - Hillary
Hillary says she found Jesus in her closet
Hillary said it didn't fit
Hillary is scared of nothing
At least nothing she'll admit
Hillary has a lovely smile
Through the haze of Hillary's cigarettes
Jesus says all I want is to love her
But she won't believe me yet
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Japanese Fart Balloon
"Watch as this Japanese man's powerful farts sing a song for you, then pop a balloon from across the room, using only a big fart and a dart gun! Only on Japanese TV. "
Comments:
"I...don't even know what to make of that." - Nate
"...Jim...I hate you so much..." - Eric
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BEAT THE 'BEETIS!
Help Wilford Brimley lower his blood sugar level before he goes into a hyperglycemic coma!
Beat the 'Beetis!
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