Heigh ho, the Carrion Crow

[if_she_hollers]

Um.

So like, does everyone know that word that means like, you were expecting something dramatic and incredible to happen, but like, something stupid and dumb does, instead?  And I don't mean 'sucky' or 'totally awful'; it has to do with like, the climate or something.  Yeah.  So that was this Halloween.  I like, even took the trouble to dress up in

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[hell_inmyhead]

... But I like the clothes I have now...

[if_she_hollers]

Like, that's totally fine, but it's totally vital for us gals to have some cute outfits on hand, just in case. Especially like, at your age.

[hell_inmyhead]

Just in case... what?

[if_she_hollers]

Just in case . . . Oh, like, I'm sure you know ~

[Mimi's voice suddenly changes. Dramatically.]

. . . The pounding of your heart when you spy a super cute guy across the room. The blush that spreads across your cheeks when like, he turns and makes eye contact for just a split second. The thoughts in your mind when he saunters away, his red and white sport coat gleaming in the sun, his hair suavely covering one eye and he's just so cool ahhhhhhh --

. . .

Um.

So like, yeah.

[braided_icarus]

Can't say I'm complaining over how...uneventful the Halloween thing was though.

[if_she_hollers]

I like, guess so. But don't you think they like, missed a huge opportunity for something really flashy? I mean, it's hard to believe that like, the same people who came up with the Mongolian Death Flu couldn't think of anything more interesting for Halloween than TP.

[braided_icarus]

I'd definately say that is more a good thing.

[if_she_hollers]

Sometimes, it's like, more fun to have a little variety in life. Halloween is like, totally my thing after all.

[pathchosen]

...Anticlimactic?

[if_she_hollers]

Oh! So that's like, totally the word I was thinking of! Like, thanks.

[pathchosen]

You're welcome.

...Does everyone from where you're from talk like that?

[if_she_hollers]

Um. Like, maybe? Is there like, anything special about the way I talk?

[be_on_your]

Hey, dude, any time... Just because we have to be stuck here doesn't mean we can't enjoy it a little, right dude?

[if_she_hollers]

Like, right on. I'm actually starting to think like, this place isn't so bad after all.

[be_on_your]

Long as there are pretty girls like you around, I think I'm pretty cool with it, dude.

[if_she_hollers]

You're like, just too sweet, Mr. Engarde. But I mean like, life is definitely settling into a normal routine now. And it's like, not too bad.

[bustydefense]

It's good that you're enjoying work.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, yeah! I like, wasn't sure if I was cut out for it, but I guess I've got like, natural talent.

[filter]
. . . I give up. You're just gonna keep on doing this, aren't you?

[bustydefense]

That's good to hear.

[filter]

Being civil? Yes, yes I am.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, totally. Who knew I could like, be a nurse?

[filter]
Being irritating is more like it.